The SwoOOoooOOn Thread!

Glenn · 07-31-2018, 07:07 PM

Nature gave me three great, big, swoon-ons this past month.

It just turned dark on July 4th, when all of a sudden, right near me, the loudest thunderclap happened. The ground shook, and I almost had an immediate bowel movement. Then, Mother Nature proceeded to put on one of the most awesome lightening and thunderstorms I've ever seen. Power was out until 4am, but the swoon-on was worth it.

I was standing on a high dune gazing at the low-flying cumulus clouds, when I noticed a big cloud break off of a huge one, and fly low directly towards me. I don't know why, but the closer it came towards me, the more I swooned. When it glided over me I could almost reach up and touch it.

I was standing on a nature path in the dark woods late last night, when suddenly a big buck ran real close past me on the path, full speed ahead..-Swoooon.

07-31-2018, 07:07 PM	#11
Glenn Senior Member How Do You Identify?: Dear ol butch bones. Preferred Pronoun?: Old G Relationship Status: Too old to play. Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: :rolleyes: Posts: 1,547 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 3,601 Thanked 3,730 Times in 1,095 Posts Rep Power: 21474853	Swoons From Nature Nature gave me three great, big, swoon-ons this past month. It just turned dark on July 4th, when all of a sudden, right near me, the loudest thunderclap happened. The ground shook, and I almost had an immediate bowel movement. Then, Mother Nature proceeded to put on one of the most awesome lightening and thunderstorms I've ever seen. Power was out until 4am, but the swoon-on was worth it. I was standing on a high dune gazing at the low-flying cumulus clouds, when I noticed a big cloud break off of a huge one, and fly low directly towards me. I don't know why, but the closer it came towards me, the more I swooned. When it glided over me I could almost reach up and touch it. I was standing on a nature path in the dark woods late last night, when suddenly a big buck ran real close past me on the path, full speed ahead..-Swoooon.