Random Tid-Bits about Diva...*smirk*

[Diva]

Originally Posted by Ms. Tabitha

The Armoire frightens me ... just sayin
Let's not forget that there must some curse on her kitchen that makes the butch's want to remove their clothing and cook in their boxers.
Diva... how do you make this happen?

I just tell them I'm doing laundry and would they like for me to do their pants.

Originally Posted by PinkieLee

Oh so many little tid bits you may or may not know about the Divalicious one...

Like Gemme said, she is the hostess with the mostest... and opens her heart & home up to so many parties & out of town guests.

Just one time at her house and she makes you feel as if it's your own home away from home. Completely peaceful and full of love.... and of course will hand you a broom and tell you to gets to sweepin'.

She is a lover of the coffee, and always has an endless supply of the yummiest creamers on hand.

She has an infectious laughter and a smile that lights up the room.

Late in the evenings, sometimes she likes to scoot around the house, questioning, "Who turned the dishwasher on".

And we can't forget, that she makes the yummiest red velvet cake EVER! Almost a year later, and I still haven't found one that comes even close.

Yes...I always say that my house is cleaner those 2 times a year than any other. Thank goodness Y'all don't come to inspect my cleaning skillz. It is not one of my gifts.....

Originally Posted by UofMfan

Diva hosts the most famous Pre-Thanksgiving parties!

Uh~huh.....and where have YOU been, Sparky? Hmmm?

Originally Posted by NJFemmie

From what I've recently heard, Diva has taken up the fine art of crocodile-sitting. I don't mean babysitting them, I mean sitting on them. (She said so herself).

*shrug*

She never ceases to amaze me.

Clearly, we need a "Throw-you-under-the-bus" smilie......

Originally Posted by milehibutch

I know that The Diva covets Kim Mulkey's shoes...

She can, and often does, make me laugh 'til I cry...

Her fabulous, sexy voice can bring me to my knees (in a good way, really!)...

Her writing is the reason for the battery shortage in Colorado....

HA! I WAS so happy to have gone to that basketball game...those coaches have excellent taste in shoes!

Battery shortage indeed......


Y'all are wonderful!

Wait....is this my funeral? Have I died? Is this the service?