Jokes To Get You Through Your Day...

Scorp · 11-11-2010, 08:34 AM

Howdy,

I'm creating this new thread for folks to post some of their best jokes.

Let's see what you got!

I'll kick it off with this:

After the eighty-three year old lady finished her annual physical
examination, the doctor said,

"You are in fine shape for your age, Mrs. Jones, but tell me, do you
still have intercourse?"

"Just a minute, I'll have to ask my husband," she said..

She stepped out into the crowded reception room and yelled out loud:

"Henry, do we still have intercourse?" And there was a hush!

You could hear a pin drop.

Henry answered impatiently, "If I told you once, Mary, I told

you a hundred times... What we have is.......

Blue Cross!!"

11-11-2010, 08:34 AM	#1
Scorp Italian Stallion How Do You Identify?: DNA Usually... Join Date: Oct 2009 Location: In a van, down by the river.. Posts: 2,702 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 1,557 Thanked 4,714 Times in 1,263 Posts Rep Power: 21474854	Jokes To Get You Through Your Day... Howdy, I'm creating this new thread for folks to post some of their best jokes. Let's see what you got! I'll kick it off with this: After the eighty-three year old lady finished her annual physical examination, the doctor said, "You are in fine shape for your age, Mrs. Jones, but tell me, do you still have intercourse?" "Just a minute, I'll have to ask my husband," she said.. She stepped out into the crowded reception room and yelled out loud: "Henry, do we still have intercourse?" And there was a hush! You could hear a pin drop. Henry answered impatiently, "If I told you once, Mary, I told you a hundred times... What we have is....... Blue Cross!!"