Shit Heard Around this House!!

Gemme · 06-13-2011, 04:35 PM

Last night Ebon and I are in bed, chatting as we usually do before we go to sleep and the conversation went something like this:

Ebon: If we do break up, I'm going to stalk you.

Me: What? You'll leave your fiery vagina to stalk your ex?

Ebon: Yeah, and I'll watch you through the window. I'll watch you while you cook and while you watch your TV shows.

Me: You'll stalk me and watch me watch TV?

Ebon: Yeah.

Me: That's sad.

Ebon: Eh.

Me: I can't get you to watch my shows with me NOW, and we're in a relationship, but you'll watch them with me while you stalk me after we've broken up? That's fucked up.

Ebon:

06-13-2011, 04:35 PM	#10
Gemme Practically Lives Here How Do You Identify?: Queer Stone Femme Girl of the Unicorn Variety Preferred Pronoun?: She, as in 'She's a GEM' Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: The roads are narrow here Posts: 36,631 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 182,498 Thanked 107,945 Times in 25,668 Posts Rep Power: 21474888	Last night Ebon and I are in bed, chatting as we usually do before we go to sleep and the conversation went something like this: Ebon: If we do break up, I'm going to stalk you. Me: What? You'll leave your fiery vagina to stalk your ex? Ebon: Yeah, and I'll watch you through the window. I'll watch you while you cook and while you watch your TV shows. Me: You'll stalk me and watch me watch TV? Ebon: Yeah. Me: That's sad. Ebon: Eh. Me: I can't get you to watch my shows with me NOW, and we're in a relationship, but you'll watch them with me while you stalk me after we've broken up? That's fucked up. Ebon: __________________ Gemme's Journal I'm misunderestimated.