Mammograms

rustedrims · 07-20-2012, 09:03 AM

I have never posted any of my health issues ever.I never ever NEVER,NEVER,EVER,NEVER talk about this kinda stuff.I dont ever ask my sister-in-law questions either and she has been a nurse for about 30 years.
In this case i happen to know a little bit.

I read this thread a few days ago and it has been sticking in my mind.I gotta post if it helps 1 Butch or 1 Femme to get her Butch to get checked.
To the Fellas we have what we have.Think of it like this if we had anything else we wouldnt get to have all the pretty girls.

With that being said here is my story.It might be kinda long but i am only going to post it once so i am putting it out there.I always got the full physcial like from the nose to the toes.Everything!The Dr. let me keep my socks on.That i was grateful for.The inside stuff i definately did not like.Yes there is 2 sizes to that metal cold thing that he ran under warm water before it go to me.There is no other way to describe it,that thing hurts!I am a giver not a taker.{get it?}.Makes my toes curl every time.Absolutely hate that.Then when that is over he has to "feel around" in there to find something else to see if it is normal size.Cant remember what it is but he needs to find it and get out.He is a good Dr. and a nice guy.He knows i am gay and he is respectful of my lifestyle and the"stuff" he is touching.Now he has a nurse practioner and i have been getting her.She is cute and i make her laugh the whole time i am in there.Kinda lightens the mood.She also lets me keep my socks on.Her hand is smaller to.She always has cold hands and i make a comment about it.That one time i got my moneys worth out of her.I had a few questions and one question lead to the "back door".On went another glove and snapping when she had it on.Roll over on your side and relax.Really? Relax?Through grinding teeth i said "I am."Then the next check-up months later she brought that up and i did remember and i told her that i was good and we dont need to do that again.She started laughing.That stuff always checks out good.Never had any trouble.She told me that i can go i think 2 years without that inside stuff being checked.I said good i dont have to come in then?She said noooo you gotta come in to get the other stuff checked.Oh ok i said.I told her when she is done with me i wouldnt feel like i owe her dinner and a movie.She lost it laughing on that one.If i remember correctly i asked her if i could leave my pants and shoes on.

Now she gets to squeezing my other stuff.I have a little trouble with the left side of things.I have had 2 surgeries so far.There is no cancer yet just those pesky "golf balls" that need to be harvested every 5 years.There is concern and there is something in there that needs to be watched.I have to go back to "The Smasher" on August 7th at 9:00am.The last "smasher" visit showed 2 llittle "golf balls" in there.The nurse lady called me and told me surgery wasnt nessary because they were not big enough.I asked her if she wanted me to grow them bigger so they were easer to see?She started to laugh and said yes.ok.Thing is with all this i need to be aware of the date i was there last because if i over lap my visits to the smasher the insurance will not pay.WTF? I am getting things checked to stay healthy and i get punished for it.Guess it has been about 5 years.If i dont have surgery this year i am sure i will have it the first of next year.Its gonna happen.On a visit to the smasher i was standing there and that girl was doing what she does then she said "I remember you".

.I think was the look i had.Then i was thinking she remembers my sparkley blue eyes.Actually i remembered her to and i did have her laughing alot on the last visit.

Ya know i hate all that stuff i do to stay healthy but i do it because it puts my mind at ease that there is nothing wrong with me.All my aches and pains are earned and tolerated.I get the blood work done to.I hate those needles.I always say this to the girl that draws the blood..."The last time i had this done i never felt the needle go in." think about it. Now that lady that is going to stick ya is thinking i cant let this hurt because it will make me look bad if it does.Pressure is on and it doesnt hurt.She is very careful and concentrates more.It works.Say it the next time you are going to get stuck.See if it makes a difference.Because i had the blood work done i found out i have thiroid trouble.The pink pill every morning.Gotta get checked!

To the Butches,
Next time you are in another room and can see your lady making 2 ham sandwitches for lunch,one for you and one for her.A big hand full of potato chips on 2 paper plates with flowers on it.Look at her again making 1 ham sandwitch for herself and 1 paper plate with out any flowers,you were the one who liked the flowers and the chips.Again you arent there.Remember you were "to shy" to get things looked at when you knew you had trouble.Why is she still up reading a book that she read 3 times already at 4:15am?Look in the bed,you arent there either.She cant sleep.Again it is because you were to shy to get your junk checked!You change the oil in your truck and when your dog has the sniffels you take them to the vets.Right.??You take care of your material things.Am i right?To the Butches we have what we have because that is what we have.THATS IT.!!.GET YOUR FUCKING JUNK CHECKED !!!

I am still single and i do all of that on my own.I make all my appointments and drive myself to everything.I tell no one what i am doing as far as health check ups.I do it all myself.It sure would be nice to have a pretty lady sitting beside me in a waiting room putting her hand on my leg to keep it from bouncing nervously thinking of what is to come.When we do meet i will be healthy for her and our new relationship.

To the Femmes:
I hope this helped in some kind of way.You know it is not easy for us to get stuff like this done to ourselves.You are all sensitive kind and comforting to us in this uncomfortable situation we must go through to remain healthy.
Thank you for being who you all are.I appreciate it more than i can say.

I am sorry if i offended anyone.That wasnt my intention.I could always use some more Butch friends to.

Be healthy and safe.Any questions PM's are welcome.We are all in this lifestyle together.
Thank you for reading.

Sheila

07-20-2012, 09:03 AM	#19
rustedrims Member How Do You Identify?: Butch Preferred Pronoun?: she/her Join Date: Mar 2011 Location: Northern Ohio close to Lake Erie and ice-cream places Posts: 444 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 3,123 Thanked 2,553 Times in 367 Posts Rep Power: 21474851	Ok Here it goes. I have never posted any of my health issues ever.I never ever NEVER,NEVER,EVER,NEVER talk about this kinda stuff.I dont ever ask my sister-in-law questions either and she has been a nurse for about 30 years. In this case i happen to know a little bit. I read this thread a few days ago and it has been sticking in my mind.I gotta post if it helps 1 Butch or 1 Femme to get her Butch to get checked. To the Fellas we have what we have.Think of it like this if we had anything else we wouldnt get to have all the pretty girls. With that being said here is my story.It might be kinda long but i am only going to post it once so i am putting it out there.I always got the full physcial like from the nose to the toes.Everything!The Dr. let me keep my socks on.That i was grateful for.The inside stuff i definately did not like.Yes there is 2 sizes to that metal cold thing that he ran under warm water before it go to me.There is no other way to describe it,that thing hurts!I am a giver not a taker.{get it?}.Makes my toes curl every time.Absolutely hate that.Then when that is over he has to "feel around" in there to find something else to see if it is normal size.Cant remember what it is but he needs to find it and get out.He is a good Dr. and a nice guy.He knows i am gay and he is respectful of my lifestyle and the"stuff" he is touching.Now he has a nurse practioner and i have been getting her.She is cute and i make her laugh the whole time i am in there.Kinda lightens the mood.She also lets me keep my socks on.Her hand is smaller to.She always has cold hands and i make a comment about it.That one time i got my moneys worth out of her.I had a few questions and one question lead to the "back door".On went another glove and snapping when she had it on.Roll over on your side and relax.Really? Relax?Through grinding teeth i said "I am."Then the next check-up months later she brought that up and i did remember and i told her that i was good and we dont need to do that again.She started laughing.That stuff always checks out good.Never had any trouble.She told me that i can go i think 2 years without that inside stuff being checked.I said good i dont have to come in then?She said noooo you gotta come in to get the other stuff checked.Oh ok i said.I told her when she is done with me i wouldnt feel like i owe her dinner and a movie.She lost it laughing on that one.If i remember correctly i asked her if i could leave my pants and shoes on. Now she gets to squeezing my other stuff.I have a little trouble with the left side of things.I have had 2 surgeries so far.There is no cancer yet just those pesky "golf balls" that need to be harvested every 5 years.There is concern and there is something in there that needs to be watched.I have to go back to "The Smasher" on August 7th at 9:00am.The last "smasher" visit showed 2 llittle "golf balls" in there.The nurse lady called me and told me surgery wasnt nessary because they were not big enough.I asked her if she wanted me to grow them bigger so they were easer to see?She started to laugh and said yes.ok.Thing is with all this i need to be aware of the date i was there last because if i over lap my visits to the smasher the insurance will not pay.WTF? I am getting things checked to stay healthy and i get punished for it.Guess it has been about 5 years.If i dont have surgery this year i am sure i will have it the first of next year.Its gonna happen.On a visit to the smasher i was standing there and that girl was doing what she does then she said "I remember you"..I think was the look i had.Then i was thinking she remembers my sparkley blue eyes.Actually i remembered her to and i did have her laughing alot on the last visit. Ya know i hate all that stuff i do to stay healthy but i do it because it puts my mind at ease that there is nothing wrong with me.All my aches and pains are earned and tolerated.I get the blood work done to.I hate those needles.I always say this to the girl that draws the blood..."The last time i had this done i never felt the needle go in." think about it. Now that lady that is going to stick ya is thinking i cant let this hurt because it will make me look bad if it does.Pressure is on and it doesnt hurt.She is very careful and concentrates more.It works.Say it the next time you are going to get stuck.See if it makes a difference.Because i had the blood work done i found out i have thiroid trouble.The pink pill every morning.Gotta get checked! To the Butches, Next time you are in another room and can see your lady making 2 ham sandwitches for lunch,one for you and one for her.A big hand full of potato chips on 2 paper plates with flowers on it.Look at her again making 1 ham sandwitch for herself and 1 paper plate with out any flowers,you were the one who liked the flowers and the chips.Again you arent there.Remember you were "to shy" to get things looked at when you knew you had trouble.Why is she still up reading a book that she read 3 times already at 4:15am?Look in the bed,you arent there either.She cant sleep.Again it is because you were to shy to get your junk checked!You change the oil in your truck and when your dog has the sniffels you take them to the vets.Right.??You take care of your material things.Am i right?To the Butches we have what we have because that is what we have.THATS IT.!!.GET YOUR FUCKING JUNK CHECKED !!! I am still single and i do all of that on my own.I make all my appointments and drive myself to everything.I tell no one what i am doing as far as health check ups.I do it all myself.It sure would be nice to have a pretty lady sitting beside me in a waiting room putting her hand on my leg to keep it from bouncing nervously thinking of what is to come.When we do meet i will be healthy for her and our new relationship. To the Femmes: I hope this helped in some kind of way.You know it is not easy for us to get stuff like this done to ourselves.You are all sensitive kind and comforting to us in this uncomfortable situation we must go through to remain healthy. Thank you for being who you all are.I appreciate it more than i can say. I am sorry if i offended anyone.That wasnt my intention.I could always use some more Butch friends to. Be healthy and safe.Any questions PM's are welcome.We are all in this lifestyle together. Thank you for reading. Sheila __________________ I don't want to be perfect because if I was then I will loose the ability to learn.