The New Poopie List....

TexasCowboi · 07-24-2012, 12:16 AM

The Crowd Pleaser Poopie
This poopie is so intriguing in size and/or appearance that you have to show it to someone before flushing.

The Mood Enhancer Poopie
This poopie occurs after a lengthy period of constipation, thereby allowing you to be your old self again.

The Ritual Poopie
This poopie occurs at the same time each day and is accomplished with the aid of a newspaper.

The Guinness Book Of Records Poopie
A poopie so noteworthy it should be recorded for future generations.

The Aftershock Poopie
This poopie has an odor so powerful that anyone entering the vicinity within the next seven hours is affected.

The "Honeymoon's Over" Poopie
This is any poopie created in the presence of another person.

The Groaner Poopie
A poopie so huge it cannot exit without vocal assistance.

The Floater Poopie
Characterized by its float ability, this poopie has been known to resurface after many flushing's.

The Ranger Poopie
A poopie which refuses to let go. It is usually necessary to engage in a rocking or bouncing motion,
but quite often the only solution is to push it away with a small piece of toilet paper.

The Phantom Poopie
This appears in the toilet mysteriously and no one will admit to putting it there.

The Peek-A-Boo Poopie
Now you see it, now you don't. This poopie is playing games with you. Requires patience and muscle control.

The Bombshell Poopie
A poopie that comes as a complete surprise at a time that is either inappropriate to poopie
(i.e. during lovemaking or a root canal) or you are nowhere near pooping facilities.

The Snake Charmer Poopie
A long skinny poop which has managed to coil itself into a frightening position - usually harmless.

The Olympic Poopie
This poop occurs exactly one hour prior to the start of any competitive event in which you are entered
and bears a close resemblance to the Drinker's Poop.

The Back-To-Nature Poopie
This poop may be of any variety but is always deposited either in the woods or while hiding behind the passenger side of your car.

The Pebbles-From-Heaven Poopie
An adorable collection of small turds in a cluster, often a gift from God when you actually can't poop.

Premeditated Poopie
Laxative induced. Doesn't count.

Shitzophrenia Poopie
Fear of pooping - can be fatal!

Energizer Vs. Duracell Poopie
Also known as a "Still Going" poop

The Power Dump Poopie
The kind that comes out so fast, you barely get your pants down when you're done.

The Liquid Plumber Poopie
This kind of poop is so big it plugs up the toilet and it overflows all over the floor.
(You should have followed the advice from the Lincoln Log Poop.)

The Spinal Tap Poopie
The kind of poop that hurts so much coming out, you'd swear it's got to be coming out sideways.

The "I Think I'm Giving Birth Through My Asshole" Poopie
Similar to the Lincoln Log and The Spinal Tap Poops. The shape and size of the turd resembles a tall boy beer can.
Vacuous air space remains in the rectum for some time afterwards.

The Porridge Poopie
The type that comes out like toothpaste, and just keeps on coming.
You have two choices: a) flush and keep going, or b) risk it piling up to your butt while you sit there helpless.

The "I'm Going To Chew My Food Better" Poopie
When the bag of Doritos you ate last night lacerates the insides of your rectum on the way out in the morning.

The "I Think I'm Turning Into A Bunny" Poopie
When you drop lots of cute, little round ones that look like marbles and make tiny splashing sounds when they hit the water.

The "What The Hell Died In Here?" Poopie
Also sometimes referred to as "The Toxic Dump". Of course you don't warn anyone of the poisonous bathroom odor.
Instead, you stand innocently near the door and enjoy the show as they run out gagging and gasping for air. Kin to #14 Poopie

The "I Just Know There's A Turd Still Dangling There" Poopie
Where you just sit there patiently and wait for the last cling-on to drop off because if you wipe now, it's going to smear all over the place. Similar to #17 Poopie

07-24-2012, 12:16 AM	#2
TexasCowboi Member How Do You Identify?: TGStoneButch Relationship Status: Married....'nuff said Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: Texas Posts: 181 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 178 Thanked 502 Times in 128 Posts Rep Power: 4791449	The Crowd Pleaser Poopie This poopie is so intriguing in size and/or appearance that you have to show it to someone before flushing. The Mood Enhancer Poopie This poopie occurs after a lengthy period of constipation, thereby allowing you to be your old self again. The Ritual Poopie This poopie occurs at the same time each day and is accomplished with the aid of a newspaper. The Guinness Book Of Records Poopie A poopie so noteworthy it should be recorded for future generations. The Aftershock Poopie This poopie has an odor so powerful that anyone entering the vicinity within the next seven hours is affected. The "Honeymoon's Over" Poopie This is any poopie created in the presence of another person. The Groaner Poopie A poopie so huge it cannot exit without vocal assistance. The Floater Poopie Characterized by its float ability, this poopie has been known to resurface after many flushing's. The Ranger Poopie A poopie which refuses to let go. It is usually necessary to engage in a rocking or bouncing motion, but quite often the only solution is to push it away with a small piece of toilet paper. The Phantom Poopie This appears in the toilet mysteriously and no one will admit to putting it there. The Peek-A-Boo Poopie Now you see it, now you don't. This poopie is playing games with you. Requires patience and muscle control. The Bombshell Poopie A poopie that comes as a complete surprise at a time that is either inappropriate to poopie (i.e. during lovemaking or a root canal) or you are nowhere near pooping facilities. The Snake Charmer Poopie A long skinny poop which has managed to coil itself into a frightening position - usually harmless. The Olympic Poopie This poop occurs exactly one hour prior to the start of any competitive event in which you are entered and bears a close resemblance to the Drinker's Poop. The Back-To-Nature Poopie This poop may be of any variety but is always deposited either in the woods or while hiding behind the passenger side of your car. The Pebbles-From-Heaven Poopie An adorable collection of small turds in a cluster, often a gift from God when you actually can't poop. Premeditated Poopie Laxative induced. Doesn't count. Shitzophrenia Poopie Fear of pooping - can be fatal! Energizer Vs. Duracell Poopie Also known as a "Still Going" poop The Power Dump Poopie The kind that comes out so fast, you barely get your pants down when you're done. The Liquid Plumber Poopie This kind of poop is so big it plugs up the toilet and it overflows all over the floor. (You should have followed the advice from the Lincoln Log Poop.) The Spinal Tap Poopie The kind of poop that hurts so much coming out, you'd swear it's got to be coming out sideways. The "I Think I'm Giving Birth Through My Asshole" Poopie Similar to the Lincoln Log and The Spinal Tap Poops. The shape and size of the turd resembles a tall boy beer can. Vacuous air space remains in the rectum for some time afterwards. The Porridge Poopie The type that comes out like toothpaste, and just keeps on coming. You have two choices: a) flush and keep going, or b) risk it piling up to your butt while you sit there helpless. The "I'm Going To Chew My Food Better" Poopie When the bag of Doritos you ate last night lacerates the insides of your rectum on the way out in the morning. The "I Think I'm Turning Into A Bunny" Poopie When you drop lots of cute, little round ones that look like marbles and make tiny splashing sounds when they hit the water. The "What The Hell Died In Here?" Poopie Also sometimes referred to as "The Toxic Dump". Of course you don't warn anyone of the poisonous bathroom odor. Instead, you stand innocently near the door and enjoy the show as they run out gagging and gasping for air. Kin to #14 Poopie The "I Just Know There's A Turd Still Dangling There" Poopie Where you just sit there patiently and wait for the last cling-on to drop off because if you wipe now, it's going to smear all over the place. Similar to #17 Poopie