A Funny Letter

Tcountry · 09-09-2012, 08:50 PM

Dear Jess,
I don't really know how to tell you this, but our romance is over. I
think I realized it when I quoted Forest Gump in your closet and I saw you carve your initials into the Catholic Priest. I'm sure you're frostbitten enough to understand that your driving sucks. I'm returning your toe ring to you, but I'll keep your collection of butterflies as a memory. You should also know that I love your sweet, sweet ass and your Cucumber-fetishism is weird.
Kisss MY Butt,
T.

hehehe love it

09-09-2012, 08:50 PM	#2
Tcountry Senior Member How Do You Identify?: Country Boi Preferred Pronoun?: call it as u see it Relationship Status: Completely...complete ;) Join Date: Aug 2010 Location: Either at the beach or in the pool Posts: 1,665 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 3,929 Thanked 4,287 Times in 1,181 Posts Rep Power: 21474852	Dear Jess, I don't really know how to tell you this, but our romance is over. I think I realized it when I quoted Forest Gump in your closet and I saw you carve your initials into the Catholic Priest. I'm sure you're frostbitten enough to understand that your driving sucks. I'm returning your toe ring to you, but I'll keep your collection of butterflies as a memory. You should also know that I love your sweet, sweet ass and your Cucumber-fetishism is weird. Kisss MY Butt, T. hehehe love it __________________ "You don't Find life worth living; You MAKE IT that way"