Shit Heard Around this House!!

genghisfawn · 11-04-2012, 08:17 PM

We are trying to leave the house but I'm still gathering up the gimcracks I need...

Hym: Wallet? Keys? Phone?

Me: Oh poo. My phone. I don't know where it is.

Hym: Bathroom? Kitchen? Other coat?

Me: I have no idea. Could you please call it?

Hym: Um. *reaches for hys phone, and I continue to gather my shinies*

Hym: You know, when I was at Dollarama the other day, I noticed they sold condoms.

Me: *aghast* Wow. I'd trust that like I'd trust a balloon with a nail in it. Did you see any cool toys? What about those spatulas I like? Spatulae? Ugh. *flustered*

Hym: *opens the door as I wander out* There. Distracted you out the door.

11-04-2012, 08:17 PM	#8
genghisfawn Member How Do You Identify?: Femme/Gentlewoman Preferred Pronoun?: She/her Relationship Status: Happily married 05/17/14 Join Date: Jan 2012 Location: Saskatchewan, Canada Posts: 561 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 2,056 Thanked 2,158 Times in 403 Posts Rep Power: 21474850	We are trying to leave the house but I'm still gathering up the gimcracks I need... Hym: Wallet? Keys? Phone? Me: Oh poo. My phone. I don't know where it is. Hym: Bathroom? Kitchen? Other coat? Me: I have no idea. Could you please call it? Hym: Um. reaches for hys phone, and I continue to gather my shinies Hym: You know, when I was at Dollarama the other day, I noticed they sold condoms. Me: aghast Wow. I'd trust that like I'd trust a balloon with a nail in it. Did you see any cool toys? What about those spatulas I like? Spatulae? Ugh. flustered Hym: opens the door as I wander out There. Distracted you out the door.