Weekly Tarotscopes

[Hollylane]

Originally Posted by thedivahrrrself

I ran across this 2013 horoscope on FB, and I found mine (and someone else's) to be pretty darn accurate (except I'm not that organized). I thought the tarotscopes subscribers might enjoy these...

AN ACCURATE HOROSCOPE FOR THE WHOLE YEAR 2013!

CAPRICORN - The Passionate Lover (December 22 to January 19)
Love to bust. Nice. Sassy. Intelligent. Sexy. Grouchy at times and annoying to some. Lazy and love to take it easy, but when they find a job or something they like to do they put their all into it. Proud, understanding and sweet. Irresistible. Loves being in long relationships. Great talker. Always gets what he or she wants. Cool. Loves to win against other signs in sports, especially Gemini's. Likes to cook but would rather go out to eat at good restaurants. Extremely fun. Loves to joke. Smart.

AQUARIUS - Does It in the Water (January 20 to February 18)
Trustworthy. Attractive. Great kisser. One of a kind. Loves being in long-term relationships. Tries hard. Will take on any project. Proud of themselves in whatever they do. Messy and unorganized. Procrastinators. Great lovers, when they're not sleeping. Extreme thinkers. Loves their pets usually more than their family. Can be VERY irritating to others when they try to explain or tell a story. Unpredictable. Will exceed your expectations. Not a fighter, but will knock your lights out.

Wow! These are pretty darn accurate, I'll even cop to the "lazy" unless doing a job I love (or that I know I'm good at), and the "grouchy at times, and annoying to some."

Gaige's is pretty dead on as well. Especially about being a great lover when she's not sleeping (I'm going to pay for saying that, but she knows damn well that she is talented at both), and the part about animals (though I think she loves them as much as her family, like I do) But really, most of it describes her to a tee...