Describe Mr/Mrs Wonderful

Is clever and articulate
Isn't covered in tattoos
Drop dead gorgeous
Likes sparring with words
Is an enthusiastic masochist
Has passion for her 'subject(s)'
Empathic
Isn't bothered about towering over me when she wears heels
Likes my jokes
Can crack a funny line
An ability to dance is a bonus
Being able to sing and harmonise with me a distinct bonus
Happy to skin anchovies and peel shrimp for me
Likes cats...love me, love Her Royal Greyness, we're a package.
A sense of her own style

Oh and has a great 'rack' please