5 Things No One Would Know About You From BFP Alone

Medusa · 11-22-2009, 01:15 AM

* Steve Martin makes me retch. The IDEA of Steve Martin makes me twitch. I cannot watch movies or tv shows where Steve Martin appears. I don't know why but I imagine him smelling like mayonnaise and eggs mixed together. NO. STEVE. MARTIN.

* As a matter of fact, I often associate smells with certain people. Sometimes the smells have nothing to do with the person, sometimes they just represent what I *think* they should/would smell like. i.e.: When I think of PapaChris, I think of fresh-mown grass. When I think of IrishGrrl, I think of the smell of Estee Lauder lipstick. When I think of Arwen, I think of Violets. And for the record, Jackhammer is "new car smell". etc. etc.

* I have a fear of falling down into a pile of vomit. If I think about it too much, it makes my hands sweat.

* I sleepwalk. A lot. Jackhammer has caught me doing random and wild things during our tenure.

* I have a secret "twin" language with my dog and she understands me.
"Ooosaboo itta puddy gah!"

Diva · 11-22-2009, 02:00 AM

~My first 5 were lame compared to some of the neat and unusual things I've read here.....so I'm havin' a do~over moment:

* I've been known to watch back~to~back showings of "Pride And Prejudice".....or "Sleepless In Seattle".....or "You've Got Mail".....or "Under The Tuscan Sun"....or "While You Were Sleeping"

* I hate to drive. A few months ago, a guy ran a stop sign and nearly T~boned me....he was so close, had I opened my window, I could have reached out and touched the hood of his car. I've been afraid to drive ever since.

* I was laid off last spring when my little school shut down (economy~related). I have never been laid off/fired ever. It was a blow.

* I have vertigo and it's random. I can lose my balance at the drop of a hat and sometimes, I fall down. I have discovered that I am not a Weeble.

11-22-2009, 01:15 AM	#1
Medusa Mentally Delicious How Do You Identify?: Queer High Femme, thank you very much Preferred Pronoun?: Mme. Relationship Status: Married to JD. Join Date: Oct 2009 Location: Atlanta Posts: 10,446 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 5,995 Thanked 42,675 Times in 7,831 Posts Rep Power: 10000026	5 Things Nobody Knows! * Steve Martin makes me retch. The IDEA of Steve Martin makes me twitch. I cannot watch movies or tv shows where Steve Martin appears. I don't know why but I imagine him smelling like mayonnaise and eggs mixed together. NO. STEVE. MARTIN. * As a matter of fact, I often associate smells with certain people. Sometimes the smells have nothing to do with the person, sometimes they just represent what I think they should/would smell like. i.e.: When I think of PapaChris, I think of fresh-mown grass. When I think of IrishGrrl, I think of the smell of Estee Lauder lipstick. When I think of Arwen, I think of Violets. And for the record, Jackhammer is "new car smell". etc. etc. * I have a fear of falling down into a pile of vomit. If I think about it too much, it makes my hands sweat. * I sleepwalk. A lot. Jackhammer has caught me doing random and wild things during our tenure. * I have a secret "twin" language with my dog and she understands me. "Ooosaboo itta puddy gah!"

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11-22-2009, 02:00 AM	#2
Diva Timed Out How Do You Identify?: Diva Preferred Pronoun?: Diva Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: Chez Diva Posts: 11,879 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 9,263 Thanked 17,175 Times in 5,239 Posts Rep Power: 0	~My first 5 were lame compared to some of the neat and unusual things I've read here.....so I'm havin' a do~over moment: * I've been known to watch back~to~back showings of "Pride And Prejudice".....or "Sleepless In Seattle".....or "You've Got Mail".....or "Under The Tuscan Sun"....or "While You Were Sleeping" * I hate to drive. A few months ago, a guy ran a stop sign and nearly T~boned me....he was so close, had I opened my window, I could have reached out and touched the hood of his car. I've been afraid to drive ever since. * I was laid off last spring when my little school shut down (economy~related). I have never been laid off/fired ever. It was a blow. * I have vertigo and it's random. I can lose my balance at the drop of a hat and sometimes, I fall down. I have discovered that I am not a Weeble.