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Old 08-01-2015, 07:20 PM   #18881
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As I made my bed, I remembered how my cat would never miss the opportunity to provide her assistance. It was always a lot more fun with her "help" and I couldn't help but smile while I recalled it.
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Ronda Rousey KOed her opponent in 34 seconds!
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Ronda Rousey KOed her opponent in 34 seconds!
That's kind of slow for her.



This was one second shy of the record at the time.
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Old 08-02-2015, 08:44 AM   #18885
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Finding some fresh blackberries I had forgotten I had bought, which I enjoyed with breakfast. Sorting through my craft supplies with the company of a gently snoring Kitty Cat curled up in a basket of ribbons. Oh and the vision of an Amish man with a phone !

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This sweet juicy watermelon, cut up for me

Ahuh, trying to tell me it was sour. I see how you are..lol
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I watched a guy go thru a recycling bin looking for bottles and cans to collect. He hit the jackpot...there must have been a few hundred cans in there all neatly crushed so he could grab them all...seldom has there been a greater moment of pure joy.
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After having a very rough day about the roof I went out to spend time in my garden. I picked an entire grocery bag full of green beans and I was not even halfway through the plants and I didn't pick the little ones. I will have at least two more pickings this year!!

The funny story my sister told me while we were outside also made me laugh out loud. She bought a pepper plant from the Amish greenhouse last year. At the end of the season she took it inside and this year it started to blossom and she got a small orange pepper on it. She decided to take it out in the barn and put it on the stand. So she took it out and watered it and left it there. She went out the next day and the pepper was gone!! *Chuckling uncontrollably. She thinks a mouse got it!! My other sister put her hands on her hips and said, "Now where are all those damn cats?" The response my sister gave, "they are not allowed up on the furniture". Haaahaaahaaa!!!
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my new client...

I spoke to her daughter just before meeting her..she told me her mom is old (shes 90) and frail and needy....

but when she answered the door, she is a woman who looks like shes barely brushing 70, she was all dressed up to go shopping, pearls and all, and greeted me very pleasantly...

the house decor looks like it came from a modern European magazine...perfect and amazing.

NOT the little old lady in a house dress and curlers like I expected...nor the house of cats...lol
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Being text, asking if I wanted lunch. My baby showing up with a Sub, chips and drink. As we spent lunch together laughing and sharing... what a wonderful way to spend your lunch time with, love, thoughtfulness, and feeling special.
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LOLOLOL...#1 doesn't need a clown wig.
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