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08-04-2015, 10:37 PM
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It takes longer to rest than it did to get tired.
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“You’re so hard on yourself. Take a moment. Sit back. Marvel at your life: at the grief that softened you, at the heartache that widened you, at the suffering that strengthened you. Despite everything, you still grow. Be proud of this.”
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08-05-2015, 06:23 PM
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A few I found online...
You wake up looking like your drivers license picture.
You are proud of your lawnmower! You sit in a rocking chair and can't get it going. You wonder how you could be over the hill when you don't even remember being on top of it. The twinkle in your eye is merely a reflection from the sun on your bifocals.
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“You’re so hard on yourself. Take a moment. Sit back. Marvel at your life: at the grief that softened you, at the heartache that widened you, at the suffering that strengthened you. Despite everything, you still grow. Be proud of this.”
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08-05-2015, 07:39 PM
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Practically Lives Here
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You know you're getting older when you find jokes about getting older, hilarious.
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08-10-2015, 07:20 PM
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Cross legged happiness no more.
You know you're getting older, when the floor that used to be your friend, turns against you (i.e. joints creak and knees hurt when you get up). It's sad when friends turn against friends ...
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08-10-2015, 10:08 PM
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Practically Lives Here
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When you start worrying whether you've saved enough for 2-5 years in a seniors residence or.....palliative care....oyyyyyyyyyyy
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08-11-2015, 10:42 AM
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Serene Highness ;} Relationship Status:
Dreamily contemplating some outrage against conventional morality 
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It takes more than a day to recover from a hard work out
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08-11-2015, 04:48 PM
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Shy for President 
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When you are now waking up at the time you used to go to bed.
When you have as few mirrors in the house as possible. Lol |
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01-11-2016, 03:54 AM
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Location: Home in NC..gonna dig in like a tick this time…
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When your childhood heroes start dying....
David Bowie.. I thought he'd be immortal...
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01-11-2016, 07:45 AM
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I bought a data card for my nephews and my sister called for the number on the back. I was already wearing my contacts and a pair of readers and I still couldn't see it. I had to grab a second pair of readers to be able to read it.
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