A Funny Letter

Gemme · 09-11-2015, 05:26 PM

Dear Jason,

I don't really know how to tell you this, but I dislike your eyelashes. I think I realized it when I finally changed my underwear in a clown suit and I saw you sit on your ‘My Little Pony’ collection. I'm sure you're cowardly enough to understand that I get turned on only by garbage men. I'm returning your nose hair clippers to you, but I'll keep your left ear as a memory. You should also know that I always wanted to break your legs and you should stop picking your nose.

Greetings to your frog Leonard,
Gemme

09-11-2015, 05:26 PM	#17
Gemme Practically Lives Here How Do You Identify?: Queer Stone Femme Girl of the Unicorn Variety Preferred Pronoun?: She, as in 'She's a GEM' Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: The roads are narrow here Posts: 36,631 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 182,498 Thanked 107,956 Times in 25,668 Posts Rep Power: 21474888	Dear Jason, I don't really know how to tell you this, but I dislike your eyelashes. I think I realized it when I finally changed my underwear in a clown suit and I saw you sit on your ‘My Little Pony’ collection. I'm sure you're cowardly enough to understand that I get turned on only by garbage men. I'm returning your nose hair clippers to you, but I'll keep your left ear as a memory. You should also know that I always wanted to break your legs and you should stop picking your nose. Greetings to your frog Leonard, Gemme __________________ Gemme's Journal I'm misunderestimated.

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