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09-22-2015, 05:19 AM
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Superlative Soul Sister
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Lesbian stone femme Preferred Pronoun?:
She, her Relationship Status:
Moving in a single file 
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09-30-2015, 06:02 PM
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Senior Member
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Me, myself and I  Join Date: Sep 2011
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What do you call a deer with no eyes?
No eye deer! |
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10-04-2015, 11:22 AM
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Junior Member
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cowboy
The sheriff told his deputy "right were looking for a cowboy in paper pants, a paper shirt and paper boots, the deputy asked "whats he wanted for? the sheriff said "rustling"
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10-04-2015, 03:17 PM
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Senior Member
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old-fashioned queer stone submissive girl Preferred Pronoun?:
mermaid, *very* lucky babygirl Relationship Status:
Saltwater mermaid ♡ 
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What do you call a grizzly bear with no teeth?
A gummy bear. Where do books sleep? Under their covers.
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10-06-2015, 07:56 AM
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Member
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OFOS Butch who desires femme company. Preferred Pronoun?:
Handsome devil you. 
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Hair Pulling...... not just for preschoolers. 
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10-06-2015, 12:09 PM
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Senior Member
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Old man
an old man in a nursing home is about to celebrate his 101 birthday so all his buddies show up to surprise him. They sneak him in a few things , have a good time talking about old times and deciede to leave. Oh says one of the guys, we have a gift for you, almost forgot. They open the door and in walks a vivacious blond wearing nothing but a smile . They turn and leave with a "have a nice time bud". She walks over to the birthday boy and says, "hey birthday boy I am here to give you super sex. The old man looks up at her and says honey, at my age, I'll take the soup............
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10-06-2015, 09:18 PM
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Senior Member
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Single 
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ok ok here we go with a blonde joke......
2 blondes are driving down the highway going to go to Disneyland. Along the way they see a sign that says Disneyland left. So both girls starting crying and turned back around and started driving home.
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11-27-2023, 11:40 PM
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Member
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Femme Join Date: May 2010
Location: Sharing my life with my granddaughter, family & friends. ツ
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Where do books sleep???
— Under their covers.
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11-28-2023, 05:06 PM
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Infamous Member
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widowed - involved, poly 
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Q: What do you give a reindeer with an upset tummy?
A: An elk a seltzer.
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