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Old 05-12-2010, 11:55 AM   #1
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1. I am finding it hard to stay on this 1041 calorie a day diet.

2. I cannot stand having long hair anymore since I cut it off two years ago.

3. I am looking forward to driving up to Panama City to pick up my oldest niece and nephew in a few weeks.

4. I loved walking down on the Boardwalk in Daytona Beach, something I haven't done in awhile.

5. I am going to look at college next week!
If your caloric intake wasn't set by a doctor and is monitored regularly by said doctor and will only be for a short time, there's a reason it's hard. It's unrealistic.

I am 5 feet one and a half inches tall and I think you are taller than me. I weigh about 140 now and my MINIMUM caloric intake (verified by a health professional) is 1300 calories. That's the lowest I can go without doing damage (either temporary or permanent) to my body. Someone taller and/or larger than me would require more calories than just over 1000 per day.

I am genuinely worried about this number. I'm sorry if it seems as if I'm butting in (okay, I am butting in) but this feels wrong.

Having said that, I miss living in Daytona, because I also enjoyed walking the boardwalk and strolling on the beach (though I preferred the quieter, more private beaches further down).

I'm stoked for you for college. Good luck!
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Old 05-12-2010, 05:01 PM   #2
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* I used to have a subscription to the Journal of the American Medical Association magazine and I miss it like CRAZY. As soon as I have an extra $165, Im getting it again.

* I also had a subscription to "American Funeral Directors" magazine and am fighting the urge to renew that one as well.

* I have a stack of journals that is about 3-feet tall on my nightstand. Beside the nightstand is a stack of books that is also 3-feet tall. YIKES!

* Im seriously considering getting the first tattoo that I ever had done removed with laser.

* I always secretly wanted to be a fashion designer (amongst dozens of other passions) and love making clothes and accessories.
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1) I've been over 110mph but under 120 mph on my Harley...I couldn't tell exactly because the vibration made the speedo look all fuzzy
...btw - don't try this at home.

2) I was hit from behind by a blue-hair late for her appointment. It caused over 5k damage to my motorcycle and all I suffered was a sprained wrist.

3) The front tire of my motor washed out when I hit gravel going around a corner and I ended up riding my butt to a stop. I will never ever ever wear any other colored underwear to work but black...yep, hanging out there for all to see.

4) I look like a bobble head in my helmet...big helmet, little pinhead.

5) I have a fear of riding over a truck bed liner in the middle of the night on the freeway...would it fold up on me like a giant Harley Taco ? Or would I go sliding over the roadway like ice? What would happen?

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1) I've been over 110mph but under 120 mph on my Harley...I couldn't tell exactly because the vibration made the speedo look all fuzzy
...btw - don't try this at home.

2) I was hit from behind by a blue-hair late for her appointment. It caused over 5k damage to my motorcycle and all I suffered was a sprained wrist.

3) The front tire of my motor washed out when I hit gravel going around a corner and I ended up riding my butt to a stop. I will never ever ever wear any other colored underwear to work but black...yep, hanging out there for all to see.

4) I look like a bobble head in my helmet...big helmet, little pinhead.

5) I have a fear of riding over a truck bed liner in the middle of the night on the freeway...would it fold up on me like a giant Harley Taco ? Or would I go sliding over the roadway like ice? What would happen?

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6) Who knew when I was a kid watching C.H.I.P.S....lol
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Old 05-12-2010, 07:41 PM   #5
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4. I have four pairs of spectacles yet never know where any of them are. This makes reading quite difficult.

5. When I'm feeling a blue I will put on The Many Adventures of Winnie the Pooh. It always makes me smile.
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1. People often think I am MUCH older than I really am and it doesn't bother me one bit. I kinda take it as a compliment

2. I have a human leg skeleton hanging in my closet next to a ballgown. Yes, really.

3. I love to give gifts to people but I am the world's shittiest gift-giver when it comes to things that are "appropriate".

4. I am drawn to people with interesting teeth. I like gapped teeth a LOT.

5. People used to stop me when I was much thinner and had bangs, thinking I was Wynonna Judd. I was once MOBBED at the Memphis Flea Market by a crowd of about 50 people demanding my autograph. It's kinda funny because, aside from red hair and being fat, we really don't look all that much alike.
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2. I have low self-esteem.

3. I used to follow the Baltimore Orioles and Ravens, but stopped following both teams. They both stink. Now I am a Phillies fan.

4. I am not romantic.

5. I would like to own a woodie - specifically 1946 Mercury or Ford Sportsman or 1940 Garwood Ford Super Deluxe Woodie.
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