Crumbs in the butter and other Pet Peeves!

C0LLETTE · 03-17-2016, 03:27 PM

People who use a lot of floral bathroom spray and think it smells better than a fart.

Real Estate Speak:

"Starter home" ( it's a dump but $800,000 reno will make it liveable ).

"View of ocean or mountains" ( Here, get up on this ladder and grab these binoculars).

"Up-and-coming neighbourhood " (Once the gang wars end and shopkeepers return and remove the plywood and bars on their windows).

"Close to parks and shopping" ( You can walk your dog in the Walmart parking lot")

"If you're a gardener, you'll love it" (Especially if you're a heavy equipment operator).

etc

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03-17-2016, 03:27 PM	#28
C0LLETTE Practically Lives Here How Do You Identify?: Depends on the day. Preferred Pronoun?: "I" and "we" Relationship Status: Very good. Thank you for asking. Join Date: Feb 2013 Location: Canada Posts: 11,501 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 16,676 Thanked 15,175 Times in 4,338 Posts Rep Power: 21474860	People who use a lot of floral bathroom spray and think it smells better than a fart. Real Estate Speak: "Starter home" ( it's a dump but $800,000 reno will make it liveable ). "View of ocean or mountains" ( Here, get up on this ladder and grab these binoculars). "Up-and-coming neighbourhood " (Once the gang wars end and shopkeepers return and remove the plywood and bars on their windows). "Close to parks and shopping" ( You can walk your dog in the Walmart parking lot") "If you're a gardener, you'll love it" (Especially if you're a heavy equipment operator). etc