What Cracked You Up Today?

Blade · 05-27-2016, 07:02 PM

Mom came by to visit me today.

When she got ready to leave, she jumped in the car turned the key and the car wouldn't crank. I walked out there and ask her if she had it in park, yes..do you have your foot on the break, yes...hmmm

I told her I'd move the steering wheel and for her to turn the key. Nothing no buzzing nothing.

I happened to glance at her hand on the key. I said Mom does your car key have a white tab on it?(knowing it didn't)..she said NO, and looked at the key and said, that's my dern house key no wonder it wouldn't crank.

I laughed all the way back to the house. She's had the same house key for 22 yrs and the same car key for 13 yrs. I don't know what she was thinking

05-27-2016, 07:02 PM	#11
Blade Infamous Member How Do You Identify?: TG Preferred Pronoun?: He Relationship Status: once in a while someone amazing comes along...and here I am! Join Date: Jan 2010 Location: Down on the farm Posts: 5,501 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 9,855 Thanked 14,412 Times in 4,058 Posts Rep Power: 21474857	Mom came by to visit me today. When she got ready to leave, she jumped in the car turned the key and the car wouldn't crank. I walked out there and ask her if she had it in park, yes..do you have your foot on the break, yes...hmmm I told her I'd move the steering wheel and for her to turn the key. Nothing no buzzing nothing. I happened to glance at her hand on the key. I said Mom does your car key have a white tab on it?(knowing it didn't)..she said NO, and looked at the key and said, that's my dern house key no wonder it wouldn't crank. I laughed all the way back to the house. She's had the same house key for 22 yrs and the same car key for 13 yrs. I don't know what she was thinking __________________ Yeah so what if I'm triple dipped in awesome sauce? The best way to predict the future, is to create it.

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