What Cracked You Up Today?

Bèsame* · 07-12-2016, 12:15 PM

Ok, so I stopped for gas this morning. I pulled up to the pump that was in the shade. Got out of the car, headed to the pump, unlatching my cap. I sorted slipped, but not falling down, I had my car to hold onto. I then realized I had stopped right where a spill of some kind happened. Slimy, slick surface. As I pumped the gas, I wiped my shoes off, on the island thingy that the pump is set on.

Ok, finished with the gas up. Now to get in my car without stepping in it again. Open door, stretch leg into car. I found myself in the splits position, and busted up laughing. Of course I'm facing the busy road. It was hard to get in the car with your other foot about 3 feet away from the door.

I so cracked up...who does this?

07-12-2016, 12:15 PM	#11
Bèsame* Practically Lives Here How Do You Identify?: Femm Preferred Pronoun?: She Relationship Status: loved by many Join Date: Sep 2012 Location: Closer to the waves Posts: 15,471 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 29,208 Thanked 41,064 Times in 10,794 Posts Rep Power: 21474865	Ok, so I stopped for gas this morning. I pulled up to the pump that was in the shade. Got out of the car, headed to the pump, unlatching my cap. I sorted slipped, but not falling down, I had my car to hold onto. I then realized I had stopped right where a spill of some kind happened. Slimy, slick surface. As I pumped the gas, I wiped my shoes off, on the island thingy that the pump is set on. Ok, finished with the gas up. Now to get in my car without stepping in it again. Open door, stretch leg into car. I found myself in the splits position, and busted up laughing. Of course I'm facing the busy road. It was hard to get in the car with your other foot about 3 feet away from the door. I so cracked up...who does this? __________________ kisses A kiss is a whisper in your mouth. Can I borrow a kiss? I promise to give it back.

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