If you knocked on my door today....

easygoingfemme · 09-09-2016, 05:18 AM

Gemme got skipped! Since she offered me a variety of delightful afternoon romps (seriously would love all of that) I'll answer the door for her in return.

If Gemme knocked on my door today I would offer her an Outshine bar. Then we would go visit a new little business near me that sells crafting supplies and all proceeds go to building a safe house for victims of sex trafficking. We would buy many things. Then, depending on the time of year, we'd take a little road trip and maybe go here or here or here

If legally_b1onde came to my door I'd invite her in for a smoothie or cup of tea, go out to the back yard to sit by the river, and get to know each other!

homoe · 09-09-2016, 09:26 AM

If easygoingfemme knocked on my door, I'd invite her in and ask her just how many pairs of underroos she owned......LOL

Gemme · 09-09-2016, 03:27 PM

If homoe knocked on my door, I'd remind him that it's not nice to inquire about a lady's underoos (although she clearly has at least 18).

Then, I'd drag him here.

homoe · 09-09-2016, 08:28 PM

IF gemme knocked on my door, I'd invite her in and offer her something good to eat and drink. Then I'd suggest going to see a movie. After the movie we'd stop for some ice cream and sit and discuss the movie we'd just seen

FireSignFemme · 09-09-2016, 11:50 PM

If homoe knocked on my door I’d say through the closed door – We gave at the office. Unless looking out the peephole I saw homoe standing there in a clown suit, wearing “I’m a bad clown” makeup, with a bouquet of wilted flowers in one hand and a sign with the words “I heart you” printed on it in the other. In that case I would let out a blood curdling scream, quick brace the door and then fast be on the phone to - spilling it, tell some 911 operator all about it. This because I don’t know homoe from Adam and even if I did, well still that would be way creepy!

homoe · 09-10-2016, 05:54 AM

If FireSignFemme knocked on my door I'd holler come in, sit down, and brace yourself! Then I'd enter the room wearing my best haute couture garment designed by Christian Dior. As the look of disbelief crosses her face, I'd strike a pose and ask her to take my picture.

Bèsame* · 09-10-2016, 08:32 AM

If Homo, came a knocking....we would take a stroll to downtown, chatting all along the way. Heading to the best antique stores where we could reminisce about our past and how we remember the things we saw. Maybe it will be on a Thursday for a grand throwback!

09-09-2016, 03:27 PM	#3
Gemme Practically Lives Here How Do You Identify?: Queer Stone Femme Girl of the Unicorn Variety Preferred Pronoun?: She, as in 'She's a GEM' Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: The roads are narrow here Posts: 36,631 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 182,498 Thanked 107,926 Times in 25,667 Posts Rep Power: 21474887	If homoe knocked on my door, I'd remind him that it's not nice to inquire about a lady's underoos (although she clearly has at least 18). Then, I'd drag him here. __________________ Gemme's Journal I'm misunderestimated.

09-10-2016, 08:32 AM	#7
Bèsame* Practically Lives Here How Do You Identify?: Femm Preferred Pronoun?: She Relationship Status: loved by many Join Date: Sep 2012 Location: Closer to the waves Posts: 15,395 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 29,143 Thanked 40,961 Times in 10,745 Posts Rep Power: 21474865	If Homo, came a knocking....we would take a stroll to downtown, chatting all along the way. Heading to the best antique stores where we could reminisce about our past and how we remember the things we saw. Maybe it will be on a Thursday for a grand throwback! __________________ kisses A kiss is a whisper in your mouth. Can I borrow a kiss? I promise to give it back.

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09-09-2016, 05:18 AM	#1
easygoingfemme Senior Member How Do You Identify?: Lil' Miss Sassy Pants Preferred Pronoun?: She/her Join Date: Oct 2012 Location: My place by the river Posts: 3,692 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 7,023 Thanked 14,975 Times in 3,318 Posts Rep Power: 21474852	Gemme got skipped! Since she offered me a variety of delightful afternoon romps (seriously would love all of that) I'll answer the door for her in return. If Gemme knocked on my door today I would offer her an Outshine bar. Then we would go visit a new little business near me that sells crafting supplies and all proceeds go to building a safe house for victims of sex trafficking. We would buy many things. Then, depending on the time of year, we'd take a little road trip and maybe go here or here or here If legally_b1onde came to my door I'd invite her in for a smoothie or cup of tea, go out to the back yard to sit by the river, and get to know each other!

09-09-2016, 09:26 AM	#2
homoe Practically Lives Here How Do You Identify?: Butch Relationship Status: ..... Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: 30 minute ferry ride from Seattle Posts: 38,565 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 20,811 Thanked 33,548 Times in 14,914 Posts Rep Power: 21474889	If easygoingfemme knocked on my door, I'd invite her in and ask her just how many pairs of underroos she owned......LOL

09-09-2016, 08:28 PM	#4
homoe Practically Lives Here How Do You Identify?: Butch Relationship Status: ..... Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: 30 minute ferry ride from Seattle Posts: 38,565 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 20,811 Thanked 33,548 Times in 14,914 Posts Rep Power: 21474889	IF gemme knocked on my door, I'd invite her in and offer her something good to eat and drink. Then I'd suggest going to see a movie. After the movie we'd stop for some ice cream and sit and discuss the movie we'd just seen

09-09-2016, 11:50 PM	#5
FireSignFemme Senior Member How Do You Identify?: N/A Join Date: Jan 2016 Location: WA Posts: 4,434 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 37,962 Thanked 10,285 Times in 3,146 Posts Rep Power: 21474849	If homoe knocked on my door I’d say through the closed door – We gave at the office. Unless looking out the peephole I saw homoe standing there in a clown suit, wearing “I’m a bad clown” makeup, with a bouquet of wilted flowers in one hand and a sign with the words “I heart you” printed on it in the other. In that case I would let out a blood curdling scream, quick brace the door and then fast be on the phone to - spilling it, tell some 911 operator all about it. This because I don’t know homoe from Adam and even if I did, well still that would be way creepy!

09-10-2016, 05:54 AM	#6
homoe Practically Lives Here How Do You Identify?: Butch Relationship Status: ..... Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: 30 minute ferry ride from Seattle Posts: 38,565 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 20,811 Thanked 33,548 Times in 14,914 Posts Rep Power: 21474889	If FireSignFemme knocked on my door I'd holler come in, sit down, and brace yourself! Then I'd enter the room wearing my best haute couture garment designed by Christian Dior. As the look of disbelief crosses her face, I'd strike a pose and ask her to take my picture.