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Old 05-18-2010, 10:34 PM   #1
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Has anyone besides me ever driven off with the gas pump handle and destroyed not only the fender of their car but part of the gas pump?
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Has anyone besides me ever driven off with the gas pump handle and destroyed not only the fender of their car but part of the gas pump?
No. You are the only person who has ever done that. /walksawaywhistling
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Has anyone noticed that Medusa's stories are mostly about bodily functions?
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Has anyone besides me ever driven off with the gas pump handle and destroyed not only the fender of their car but part of the gas pump?

no but i backed into a palm tree--the same tree has been in the same spot for probably 40 years--and i've been acquainted with said tree for almost 3 years with never even a close-call. one day i'm running late and so i punched the gas in reverse--that tree didn't move an inch but my bumper was hanging by a thread.
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no but i backed into a palm tree--the same tree has been in the same spot for probably 40 years--and i've been acquainted with said tree for almost 3 years with never even a close-call. one day i'm running late and so i punched the gas in reverse--that tree didn't move an inch but my bumper was hanging by a thread.
I did that with a wood light pole I knew was there and I just had a new bumper put on my truck 3 days before because a guy in a Caddy thought I was his stop sign
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Many of you have already heard this but I totally pooped in a potted plant on the balcony of a VERY fancy hotel one time.

And then I wiped with a leaf that I ended up being allergic to.

I peed in an indoor potted plant once. I TOLD Mom I had to go.

She didn't believe me.

I didn't mind, though. Apparently, I was quite the exhibitionist concerning bodily functions at that age.

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Has anyone besides me ever driven off with the gas pump handle and destroyed not only the fender of their car but part of the gas pump?
No, but don't jinx me, mkay?
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I peed in an indoor potted plant once. I TOLD Mom I had to go.

She didn't believe me.
My mom did the same thing when she dragged me clothes shopping.

I went into a circular rack thad had clothes all the way around and peed. I hope no one found out. X.x
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no but i backed into a palm tree--the same tree has been in the same spot for probably 40 years--and i've been acquainted with said tree for almost 3 years with never even a close-call. one day i'm running late and so i punched the gas in reverse--that tree didn't move an inch but my bumper was hanging by a thread.
Ha.. I can top that one..

With my old jeep...

sigh.. *baby jeep*

I backed into the same pole more than 10 times... Right in the middle of my back bumper was a dent that couldn't even be called a dent any more.. my back bumper looked like a v..

I finaly just stopped parking in the drive way... Cause the telephone pole wasn't going any place..
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