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omg i so dont know u people...
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05-18-2010, 11:56 PM
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bête noire \bet-NWAHR\, noun: One that is particularly disliked or that is to be avoided.
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05-19-2010, 06:58 AM
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Yes you do! Remember you got me snacks once and I may <3 you more cause of mah bear claws!!! 
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05-19-2010, 11:24 AM
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makes no diffrence,I know who I am. Relationship Status:
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Hears a good one folks.I was 27 at the time and it was early on a sunday morning,The night before I was at an all girls rodeo and had come in at 4am in the morning ..I was dead tired and grouchy form beig so dam sore form rideing rough stock the night before.My s.o. at the time hadnt gone with me that weekend cause of work,so when she got up I herd ...where is the gd news paper ..didnt u get one before u came home!?!?Now im sore ,tired and now getting madder by the minit cause she knew how late I got home.After hearing her bitch about the paper I got up,got dressed ..I haven said a word so far..jumped into my truck..then peeld out 90mph backwards.NO I didnt look behind me first cause nobodys is suposed to park behind me any ways.Her car wasn parked part way across the dirve way,I hit it when I backed out..not just a little either.U bet we didnt stay together long after that one.
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05-19-2010, 04:19 PM
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*raises hand*
I'm another backer upper onto something-er. A yellowish-orange cement pole. Tiny dark gray Mercury Tracer. Husband screaming at me (well, this was before, during and after the bumping actually and one of the contributing factors of our divorce). Eh. *shrug* I'm on the rag today, so that's about all I have to offer unless someone feels compelled to compare cramps or flow or something. 
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05-19-2010, 04:35 PM
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The one time I got drunk, ever, I had to take a cab to the ferry to take me back to the island where I lived.
I hailed a cab and maybe threw up a little (discreetly) on the floor. I might also have asked him to wait outside the ferry terminal while I went to the ATM and returned (never) with cash.
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05-19-2010, 04:37 PM
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My share: When I was in high school, I went to New Orleans to visit friends and ring in the new year. I was introduced to (a lot of) Jagermeister. The next morning I was jolted awake by the need to throw up. After approaching a LOCKED bathroom door, I took a hooded sweatshirt out of my suitcase and threw up in it. Covered the puke with the hood, folded it up, and packed it away. And went back to sleep. I don't think I ever knew who was in that fuckin' bathroom.
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05-19-2010, 05:15 PM
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Hym, Hyz...or, just b respectable, it's not that hard..
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Can I do 3 in one?....
The first night my Iguana was home {he was young, but big}, the Novelty of his exotic self wore off really fast around bedtime...
We're gettin cozy & frisky, she stops and asks if the bathroom was closed [where I made Zul's bed, tiles and such], I figured I did...She turned the lamp on, and swiped the covers, there's Zul...licking his nose...So, yes, she screams, I try to shut her up, and he races off..I mean, faster than a bullet, his lethal weapon tail smacks me on my nose, and I fall off the bed..my hand lands on something Squishie-Slimy and kinda Ripe.... I peeked, and instant gagging.. Ever seen Iguana shit?....think of pigeon/chicken/Goose shit...but...much much bigger... All she could say was "eeew -giggle-".... ============== As told by my uncle during family gatherings, my father was resting after a rough day, and he was feeding me chocolate...Mum was at work, I was 3...I gave him a gift after squeaky laughing and saying "candy!!", right when he was gonna bite, he sniffed...and realized it was a chunk of poop.. He wasnt a happy camper, both my uncle and mum told him "thats what u get for feeding her raisonettes" ============== I was dating a rather lovely lady, we had some good times, nice walks, good chemistry, on the 3rd date, she says she had a surprise for me... We get to her place, she sits me on her bed, tells me to close my eyes.. I figure sure why not?..I'm expecting Victoria's Secret here...She tells me to open my eyes, I peek, while she's grinning ear to ear {and modelling playfully}, I'm staring in disbelief, almost slackjaw.. Nothing against Strapping femmes, but.. That's not my thing... 'specially not shiny glittery neon pink dicks... I had to leave, asap... 
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This may have reminded me of the time that I walked around my partners motorcycle to get into my jeep and head out to work..
sigh.. I did find out that I could dead lift 500 lbs.. I was NOT going to have her come out with that bike on the ground when I told her that I backed over her motor cycle.. Nods.. ya... another reason I stopped parking in the drive way... I got a car soon after that... Quote:
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