TMI - Too Much Information

[tuffboi29]

-wipes tears out of eyes-OK so here's my TMI....SO i was about 19 and borrowed my ma's car (my truck had just gotten pissed at me for the tune of a new transmission) and got to keep it for like a week...Thanks ma, I'm soooo glad you'll never read this.Anywhoo...I was living in the country at the time and with allllllllllllllll that wide open space i figured i could back the car outta the drive no problem, right?Now why would anything be that simple?I made it out of the drive just fine but wasnt used to how the brake petal was positioned and my foot slipped right off and on to the gas propelling the car into the neighbers fence...Nice, I know....Well under the infulence of...ahem...mushroom pizza... just isnt the best way to come up with a pratical solutions.I then decided it was a good idea to take a grey crayola marker and try to color away the scratch which when i looked again the next day was WAY worse than i thought it was.Funny thin though..Ma came and got the car later that day and promptly backed into the SAME DAMN FENCE!!!!!I never did tell her....