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Old 04-14-2017, 09:03 AM   #1
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Where does the Easter Bunny get his eggs?


From eggplants.

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How does the Easter Bunny stay healthy?

He eggercises!

Why did the Easter Egg hide?

He was a little chicken!

Why did the Easter Bunny cross the road?

It was the chicken's day off!

Why did the Easter Bunny go see a therapist?

Because he was a basketcase!
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Where do pencils go on vacation?
Pennsylvania!!!
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I found out I was colorblind today.

It was totally out of the purple.
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I found out I was colorblind today.

It was totally out of the purple.
that's just totally cute! *LOL*
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