Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

[Kätzchen]

Originally Posted by homoe

No...........

Why is it when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at you, but when you take him for a car ride, he sticks his head out the window?

Maybe for similar reason that,,,, if someone would bad breath might recoil and seek fresh air???

Why do lifeguards perform mouth to mouth instead of face to face???

[Breathless]

Originally Posted by Kätzchen

Maybe for similar reason that,,,, if someone would bad breath might recoil and seek fresh air???

Why do lifeguards perform mouth to mouth instead of face to face???

That would be -- because in the olden days, before you could hold up hollywood with a gluten filled pretzel, also before when saving a life was the only thought rather than what disease you could get, people would lock lips with their blue lipped loved one and give them their lung contents..to save their life.

How is it to 'discover' a new world, when there is already people living there? It wasn't lost so how can it be found?

[homoe]

Originally Posted by Breathless

That would be -- because in the olden days, before you could hold up hollywood with a gluten filled pretzel, also before when saving a life was the only thought rather than what disease you could get, people would lock lips with their blue lipped loved one and give them their lung contents..to save their life.

How is it to 'discover' a new world, when there is already people living there? It wasn't lost so how can it be found?

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[Kätzchen]

Originally Posted by Breathless

That would be -- because in the olden days, before you could hold up hollywood with a gluten filled pretzel, also before when saving a life was the only thought rather than what disease you could get, people would lock lips with their blue lipped loved one and give them their lung contents..to save their life.

How is it to 'discover' a new world, when there is already people living there? It wasn't lost so how can it be found?

Originally Posted by homoe

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Oh, it might have something to do with the notion of the antiquated idiom which suffers from the idea of .... "Finder's, Keeper's." Not that anything was ever lost or undiscovered.

Why are soda malts topped with cherries???

[cathexis]

Originally Posted by Kätzchen

Oh, it might have something to do with the notion of the antiquated idiom which suffers from the idea of .... "Finder's, Keeper's." Not that anything was ever lost or undiscovered.

Why are soda malts topped with cherries???

By spending time at the soda fountain, you can imagine her giving you her cherry. Was done as a tease and advertising ploy.

Why did teens always go parking in a place where it would be easy to have the car plunge to great depths if the occupants weren't careful?

[homoe]

Originally Posted by cathexis

By spending time at the soda fountain, you can imagine her giving you her cherry. Was done as a tease and advertising ploy.

Why did teens always go parking in a place where it would be easy to have the car plunge to great depths if the occupants weren't careful?

The liked living on the 'edge' pun intended..............


Why do rich people get to be labeled eccentric, but poor people crazy?

[Orema]

Originally Posted by homoe

The liked living on the 'edge' pun intended..............


Why do rich people get to be labeled eccentric, but poor people crazy?

Because money talks!

Why do zombies get nervous around naked people?

[homoe]

Originally Posted by Kätzchen

Oh, it might have something to do with the notion of the antiquated idiom which suffers from the idea of .... "Finder's, Keeper's." Not that anything was ever lost or undiscovered.

Why are soda malts topped with cherries???

I'm still trying to figure out what the hell a soda malt is! I've heard of a ice cream soda float and I know what malts are as well as shakes but what pray tell is a soda malt

[Kätzchen]

Originally Posted by homoe

I'm still trying to figure out what the hell a soda malt is! I've heard of a ice cream soda float and I know what malts are as well as shakes but what pray tell is a soda malt

oh, I was thinking that a soda malt was a few scoops of ice cream in a tall glass with soda poured over it, then topped by a maraschino cherry. I might not know exactly what that fountain type drink is called, but that's what I was trying to describe.

[homoe]

Originally Posted by Kätzchen

oh, I was thinking that a soda malt was a few scoops of ice cream in a tall glass with soda poured over it, then topped by a maraschino cherry. I might not know exactly what that fountain type drink is called, but that's what I was trying to describe.

Oh if it's root beer soda that would be a root beer float, very enjoyable I might add