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Old 08-10-2017, 06:08 PM   #1
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People who do not return their grocery buggies (carts for you non-Southerners) to the specified areas.
They call them carriages up here.


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They call them carriages up here.


Ha! That sounds even more old-timey than buggies. Eh...maybe not. Either sounds like a horse should be involved.
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my very nice neighbor fellow likes to stand outside his front door, which is close to mine and take quick puffs on a sweet flavored cigarillo.

the smell lingers after he goes inside, and it's just gross. When i walk outside, it's there.


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my very nice neighbor fellow likes to stand outside his front door, which is close to mine and take quick puffs on a sweet flavored cigarillo.

the smell lingers after he goes inside, and it's just gross. When i walk outside, it's there.


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Ugh, gross. I have a direct neighbor who goes out early in the morning to smoke. She has emphysema and sits out there hacking and coughing and smoking. Ruins my morning coffee when I'm trying to enjoy it out on the back porch.
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Ugh, gross. I have a direct neighbor who goes out early in the morning to smoke. She has emphysema and sits out there hacking and coughing and smoking. Ruins my morning coffee when I'm trying to enjoy it out on the back porch.
Femme & Dee spray the air w/ Lysol they will get the hint ~ lol neighbors like that are soo PePe' Le Pew ~
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Ugh, gross. I have a direct neighbor who goes out early in the morning to smoke. She has emphysema and sits out there hacking and coughing and smoking. Ruins my morning coffee when I'm trying to enjoy it out on the back porch.
Thank goodness for ear buds, right?
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Thank goodness for ear buds, right?
I hate wearing ear buds. But I'll bring music playing things out to enhance the open air at times like that.
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