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06-09-2018, 07:11 AM
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06-09-2018, 12:03 PM
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Nice restaurant. Hey, let's break the ice. Want to see me balance the steak knife on the tip of my nose?
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06-09-2018, 12:06 PM
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I hear this is a great movie. Ohhhhh damn I dropped my popcorn all over the floor! Can you help me pick it up, I didn't bring enough cash for another bag.
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06-09-2018, 12:14 PM
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Happy you asked:
Gosh, that was long ago...yeah, I think she was the ex of my ex who was the ex of the woman I dated last year who was the ex of her cousin's ex when her ex was dating the ex i had dated before this ex when her ex started dating my cousin's ex before her ex got involved with this straight woman who had 6 kids, some of whom i dated last year because I had no idea they were the ex' ex ex ex's. Gosh, I really like you. Are you free tomorrow?
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06-09-2018, 12:21 PM
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Tell me your thoughts on birth control, abortion and the immaculate conception....oh look, the appetizers and salad are coming!
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06-09-2018, 12:34 PM
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Waiter's coming:
Please don't order anything for me that has red meat, pink meat, fish, poultry, wheat product, corn product, any kind of oil ( I don't care if it's olive or avocado ),vegetables that grows above or below ground or any fruit that has seeds and pits bigger that.0001 mm, anything that may have come out of a cow, including milk, cream, butter, yoghurt, also no cheese of any kind. I'll just give you the list when the waiter comes.I'm really sorry I had no time to tell you before you picked the restaurant.
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06-09-2018, 01:52 PM
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Where do you work, like what part of town & what address?
Does it pay good money? What's your mothers name? Have you ever had sex on a 1st date? Do you fall in love easily? So tell me about yourself? (Whilst telling me their entire life story without taking a single breath) Do you wanna to do a selfie together because I wanna show my friends who i'm on a date with? Then after all those questions comes the famous last question... So what do you see in me & would you like to go on another date? Uhhh..... Let me get back to you on that.... |
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08-27-2018, 03:41 PM
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or "Wow. I never been with a live lady before." or "You know, prison sex ain't so bad as long as you're quick about it, and don't try nothin' too fancy." |
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08-27-2018, 04:05 PM
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things not to say on a date
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08-27-2018, 09:40 PM
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06-09-2018, 12:24 PM
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08-27-2018, 04:10 PM
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