The MirriFemme-Webutchster New BFP Dictionary

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A note from the staff here at the MirriFemme-Webutchster New BFP Dictionary. Some stereotypes have been used and possible harmed in these definitions.

PETBFs is working with the staff here at MirriFemme-Webutchster in order to insure the ethical treatment of Butch & Femme stereotypes is adhered to.

If they catch us at it, that is....

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Wrongus Toiletus (Ron gus Toy let us) n. Latin

1) A condition generally afflicting heterosexual women that causes them to stare when an individual of the butch persuasion walks into a women's restroom. Can be cured but the heterosexual needs to have their mind opened. This sometimes requires a crowbar and can be messy. Not recommended for the faint of heart

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Flabbergasted (flab burr gas ted) n. From the Greek WhatTheHellios

1) Act of being so stunned that your mouth (known as the flab to the ancient Greeks and the one down on Colfax) hangs open and flies (known as gasts to the ancient Romans) swoop in.

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Floored (florhd) v. From the Italian tileussmilus

1) When one has been pressed down by one's lover until one's back is cradled by the floor

2) When one has seen something that has caused flabbergasting


3) The thing that comes right after 1 Tequila, 2 Tequila, 3 Tequila

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Gallery Whore (gal er ree hohr) n. from the Basque for PictureLottus

1) An individual of the butch or femme persuasion who puts up numerous pictures of themselves. Often there is no discernible difference between photos.

This individual is also characterized by the need to post "NEW PHOTOS IN MY GALLERY" in as many threads as possible.

2) Can also be an individual of the butch or femme persuasion who posts comments on every picture in the BF galleries


3) An individual of the butch or femme persuasion who spends more time perving on, we mean looking at, pictures in the gallery

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whats the word for being totally wrapped around a femmes finger?


Happy and don't you forget it, fella. ;-)

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Sympathy Sponge (sim pah thee spunj) n. from the Andean Pitiosome


1) An individual of the butch or femme persuasion whose posts always start with "I had a bad day" or "My ex was mean to me again" or "No one understand me" or some variation there in.

Can be found in threads with kind people who allow themselves to get sucked dry by said sponge.

Can be very attractive to Drama Llamas and Trolls.

White Knights often champion them as well until their visors are lifted. Use extreme care when lifting visor of White Knight under a SympathySponge Spell. You can get burned.