The MirriFemme-Webutchster New BFP Dictionary

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Ivegottabigego (ive got ta big ee goh) n. Latin HotAirBalloonus

1) Condition where in an individual of the butch or femme persuasion uses gigantuous words in an effort to seem more intelligent than those around them. Condition can be diagnosed by not asking said individual to define words. If they suffer from Ivegottabigego, they will begin to twitch if no one remarks upon their posts.

2) Sometimes referred to as the toddler syndrome

Please see also: fullofmyselfitis

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Fullofmyselfitis (fool ohf mi self eye tis) n. Latin Imbetterthanyouitous

1) Condition where in an individual of the butch or femme persuasion has no concept of their true worth so they must speak of themselves and praise themselves at all times. Often can be found referring to posts they made elsewhere or crossposting them to HelenBack. This condition is often socially fatal and usually incurable.

Please see also: Ivegottabigego

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BetrayalBeeyotchitis (bee tray ahl bee yotch eye tis) n. Latin

1) Evidenced in individuals of the butch or femme persuasion who have low self esteem and need to be most important in someone's life. Generally occurs when someone has to divide their attention.

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YeatsHatesMeoria (yaytz hatz mee oh ree ah) n From the Greek Musephobia

1) A condition that afflicts the eyesight making it impossible to detect bad rhyme and no meter.

2) Persons suffering from this condition could also break into bad verse at any moment. Are known to grab you by the sleeve saying, "Wait. Let me read you one more."

Sometimes referred to as Arweniaitis

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Poetholierthanthou (poh et hoe lee er than thow) n. From Latin Museaholic


1) The feeling that you are the best poet ever and no one else is any good. A condition marked by blindness to other styles of writing and expression. Commonly seen in English majors and Art students

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Barbi-ettes, n. Barh bee etts, from the French "KeepUsClose`"

1. Individuals of the femme persuasion who exhibit plastic behaviors such as sweetness and kindness to any other individual of the femme persuasion within earshot. This immediately devolves into meanness when that same individual of the femme persuastion steps out of range.

2. Exists within individuals of the butch persuasion but known as GoodBuddioso for that group.

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A note from staff at the MirriFemme-Webutchster Dictionary.

We do blush in the warmth of your praise. However, we do try to stick to terms that are not "real" in the sense that we did not make them up. We fear that by defining real community label such as Transensual/TG etc that we might unavoidably cause real harm to someone.

So we are disinclined to acquiesce to any such request. But we do invite you to submit other terms or ideas.

Sincerely,
The Staff

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Poltergeist Syndrome (pole ter guyst sin drohm) n. Medical from Latin polter for scary stuff Maynard

1) This syndrome is characterized by a need to preview threads to see if "they're heeeeeeeeere". Individual is usually practicing some type of avoidance technique usually necessary for avoidance of drama, stupidity, drama, ignorance, drama or really dumb people - or any combination there of. Normally found in people of traditionally sound minds who have reached some personal limit. Symptoms can be relieved by judicious use of Ignore feature and topical application of "STFU". STFU should not be applied in public as the fumes can attract Drama Llamas.