The MirriFemme-Webutchster New BFP Dictionary

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SMACKDOWN (smak down) n. From the Narnian to correct

1) The act of correcting someone's behaviour in a non-gentle way. Can be delivered by an individual of the butch or femme persuasion.

Is considered extremely necessary by the Smackdowner and extremely unnecessary by the Smackdownee.

This act is best administered in PM for the first application. If necessary, can be followed up by a more stringent smackdown in public. Normally best to back off and let the mods do their job unless you like timeouts.

Often seen in cases of Ignoramousrulious and ZombieNekkidness.

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Fagtastic (fag tass tick) adv. From the QueerEyeian to be like us

1) To be supercalifagilistic without all the extra syllables and incumbent singing. Commonly uttered when the perfect outerwear is found such as a "fagtastic" pair of boots. Seemingly confined to the vocabulary of those of the butch persuasion, but has been seen to cross gender preferences.

Rarely, as an insult, to intimate intimacy with another of one's own gender ID.

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UglyMouthed Homonids (ug lee mouwthed hoe moe nids) n. From the Latin to villify

1) An individual of the butch or femme persuasion with nothing better to do than to talk nasty about others. Characterized by excessive PM's to people they don't know who might be seen chatting to their targets.

These targets are most often individuals who have indicated that the sexual admiration given by the UglyMouthed Homonid is in no way returned. This rejection causes the UglyMouthed to puff up and lash out with rumors and innuendo.

The cure for this is to go to the target individual and verify stories. Most often associated with individuals who suffer from INeedAUHaulitis and IveGottaBigEgo.

Can be a leading cause for Drama Llama and Mod sightings if it goes public. When in PM, if reported, it can cause a much worse visitation from Administratus.

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Pre Gongulation Disorder (pree gon gew lay shun) n. Latin Gongus Interruptus as described by Dr. ChiquitaGot MyBanana, MD


1) A rare disorder found only in males of the Purple Loin Cloth tribe who dwell primarily on the Island of Dreams. This condition is time-sensitive and lasts from 10-40 minutes. Seemingly painful anticipation that comes from long, lengthy hard waits. Can be relieved by stroking a large round disk with any object that come to hand. Elephants, frozen boxers, stilettos and humans have all been used.

NOTE: A relief remedy does exist but you can only get it from Dr. Snow Vixen of the Island. She is a member of the Purple Sarong tribe who seem to gain much pleasure from members of the Purple Loin Cloth tribe being in a continual Pre-Gongulation state.

Seems to be confined to the weekdays around 4pm EST.

Field notes supplied by I Wannabe Oneofthem, PHD.

Fondly dedicated to The Lady Snow

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COCKtail (n) (cohk tale) n. From the Island to party

1) This is a moment in time for some. For others it is a way of life. COCKtail is different from the more common cocktail in that cocktail is merely a drink.
A COCKtail is a way of life. Primarily found on the Island of Dreams , COCKtails are sexual allusions to what happens at night on the Island.

It is a secret code for the removing of sarongs, loincloths and inhibitions. Everyone should have at least one COCKtail moment in their lives.

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Marathon Yap-A-Thon (Mair ah thohn yap ah thohn) n. From the Martian to engage in long intercourse

1) The act of engaging in an unending chat with a good friend. Most often used to describe conversations between two individuals of the femme persuasion. Characterized by phrases such as "Did you hear?" and "Oh my god! Then he said". Seen as a bonding moment by most individuals of the femme persuasion and a moment to be avoided by most individuals of the butch persuasion

Adversely, the act of engaging in an undending spate of MeMeitis where one talks about themselves ad nauseum despite all clues and signs as given by their listener. Can be socially fatal.

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Invisi-font (in vih see fohnt) n. From the Eweian to be witty and not seen


1) This pertains to writing in white font on white background so as not to be seen. First reported in the Ewe Crewe thread but somehow co-opted by the tribe thread and often seen as a marker of random -ness. Can be used to make inDUHviduals feel like they are losing their minds when they are on email notification and see words that are not there when they respond.

Considered to be bait by some Zombu/itches who will leave spaces in their posts but use no invisi-font. This is seen as Zombie taunting and should not be attempted at home. Please leave that to the professionals and the very stupid.

When invisi-font is invoked, it is considered polite to respond with invisi-font. This is etiquette.

Often an emoticon will be used at the end of invisi-font to signal the use of invisi-font. While this seems to preclude the whole idea of writing invisibly, it does save a great deal of clicking and highlighting time which makes Mr Hair happy. Also a marker is a lot of white space followed by punctuation. I'm just saying!

After much ResearchBastard aka He Who Corrects Mistakes research, it was determined then argued that the butches started it. bit came back with the fact that the femmes started it.

EXAMPLE: The true culprits behind this invis-font idea will remain lost in the annals (that's two n's y'all) of history and time.

Corrections have been made. Floggings will occur.