The MirriFemme-Webutchster New BFP Dictionary

[Arwen]

Pre Gongulation Disorder (pree gon gew lay shun) n. Latin Gongus Interruptus as described by Dr. ChiquitaGot MyBanana, MD


1) A rare disorder found only in males of the Purple Loin Cloth tribe who dwell primarily on the Island of Dreams. This condition is time-sensitive and lasts from 10-40 minutes. Seemingly painful anticipation that comes from long, lengthy hard waits. Can be relieved by stroking a large round disk with any object that come to hand. Elephants, frozen boxers, stilettos and humans have all been used.

NOTE: A relief remedy does exist but you can only get it from Dr. Snow Vixen of the Island. She is a member of the Purple Sarong tribe who seem to gain much pleasure from members of the Purple Loin Cloth tribe being in a continual Pre-Gongulation state.

Seems to be confined to the weekdays around 4pm EST.

Field notes supplied by I Wannabe Oneofthem, PHD.

Fondly dedicated to The Lady Snow