What do you really want for Christmas/Hannukkah/Yule?

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Originally Posted by kittygrrl

I always fret about what I get others but never give too much thought about what I want. This year it's a little different and i'm making a little list. What is it you need or want?

I'd like a free, first class ticket to Paris, where my new lover, Juliette Binoche, is waiting for me at the Hemingway Bar at the Ritz Paris. Once they make ready the honeymoon suite, we'll cancel room service for our dinner, because Juliette has hired French Chef Eric Ripert to make us dinner in our suite.

I'd also like a totally jacked-up 1975 Ford pick-up truck in turquoise and white that has a fast new engine, a loud music system, cold AC, heated steering wheel & seats, and navigation.

Also, I'd like some never expiring, unlimited gift certificates for home maintenance and repair: for plumbers, electricians, roofers, exterminators, remodelers, flooring, landscapers, master gardeners and tree trimmers.
I don't actually need all those services right now, but because the gift certificates never expire...well.

And a shawl collar, cardigan v-neck sweater with pockets, in a soft, nubby knit fabric that isn't that heavy, saggy cotton. Color: navy, beige, gray or mauve.

And throw in a state of the art kitty litter box that cleans itself, always smells like clean mountain air and has a washing station for the kittys' nasty little paws once they finish doing their business.

A top of the line Mac computer system, and a printer that's nicer than any existing printer because it's magic.

Oh, and free art supplies and books delivered whenever I want.

And some beautiful lingerie for Juliette. And some jewelry for her too--a big box of it. Hey, look, they threw in a watch for me. Is that a Cartier? Wow!

That should do it.