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Look who's calling the kettle black ! in reference to Someone who speaks out both sides of their mouth ~ is this what u mean by malapropism's ?
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11-17-2018, 08:29 PM
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True story ....... my sister-in-law was speaking to her mother about me ..... "Mum, did you hear about Deb's autopsy?" Apparently there was dead silence for a few seconds before her Mum said "Autopsy? Are you sure? Deb's on her way over for a cup of tea!" lolol
Deb - who still drinks 
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11-17-2018, 09:18 PM
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my mom has had some doozies...
she once said she needed to get her medicine subscription refilled. Not funny but it’s kinda cute |
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11-18-2018, 05:06 AM
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As Yogi Bear once famously said......."Texas has a lot of electrical votes." when he should of said "electoral votes"........
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Norm Crosby was the king of of malapropisms back in the day.......
"Listen to the blabbing brook." Norm Crosby |
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If you're old enough you might remember this one....
"Republicans understand the importance of bondage between a mother and child." by Dan Quayle, Vice President |
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Malapropism
A malapropism is the mistaken use of an incorrect word in place of a word with a similar sound, resulting in a nonsensical, sometimes humorous utterance. The word originates with the character "Mrs Malaprop", a humorous old aunt character in Richard Sheridan's 1775 comedy-of-manners, The Rivals. Here's to: ( That's a lil joke. ) " 'I am a person who recognises the fallacy of humans' George W Bush to Oprah Winfrey. " " 'He eludes confidence' William Bratton, Los Angeles police chief, of Barack Obama's second inaugural speech, 2009."
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MY personal favorite.........
I still laugh about the "book suppository"!!!  ~Theo~ 
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