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11-23-2018, 09:56 PM
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Why was the Thanksgiving soup so expensive?
It had 24 carrots. What happened when the turkey got into a fight? He got the stuffing knocked out of him! What do you get when you cross a turkey with a banjo? A turkey that can pluck itself! Ks- |
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12-01-2018, 09:15 AM
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How do you get straight A's?
--->>> With a ruler.  Why is a Math book so unhappy? --->>> Because it's full of problems.  What did one pencil say to the other? --->>> You look sharp!  What do you get when you cross a pair of pants with a dictionary? --->>> Smarty Pants. 
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12-04-2018, 09:03 AM
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12-04-2018, 12:01 PM
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What do you call Santa when he stops moving?
Santa Pause🎅
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12-04-2018, 06:51 PM
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What do reindeers say before they tell you a joke?
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12-06-2018, 02:11 PM
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why do Dasher and Dancer love coffee?
Because they are Santa's star bucks!!
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12-12-2018, 10:32 PM
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