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why do Dasher and Dancer love coffee?
Because they are Santa's star bucks!!
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Saturday Santa Sillies-
What do you call someone who is afraid of Santa?
A Claus-terphobic Where does Santa go to practice how to slide down chimneys? A chimnasium. What’s the difference between Santa’s reindeer and a knight? One slays the dragon, and the other is draggin’ the sleigh. Ks- 
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How much did Santa pay for his sleigh?
-Nothing, it was on the house! What do you get if you cross Father Christmas with a duck? -A Christmas Quacker! What kind of motorbike does Santa ride? -A Holly Davidson! What do reindeer hang on their Christmas trees? -Horn-aments! Happy Holidays to the many Corny Joke family! Ks- |
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My final 2018 Corny Joke post-
What happened to the person who stole a calendar on New Year’s Eve?
They got 12 months. To all who have enjoyed reading this thread and for those of us who have entertained you: A laugh is a smile that bursts! All the best 2019! Ksrainbow- |
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2019!
A weasel walks into a bar. The bartender says, “Wow, I’ve never served a weasel before.
What can I get you?” “Pop,” goes the weasel. Visitor at a ranch says to a cowboy, “Wow, you have a lot of flies buzzing round your horses and cows. Do you ever shoo them?” The cowboy replies, “No, we just let them go barefoot.” I started a web page on a social media site to help those in need in the poultry industry... Its called: "Help us make hens meet" Ks- |
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