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Old 02-14-2019, 11:38 AM   #1
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Won a staring contest with my Mom....Posey Spitfire, I am so proud of you. you did what I could not, out stare the woman.
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Yesterday, before all my appts, I asked my bff/sil to print off a form for me, because I don't have a printer for my laptop. When I went into the house, Simon and Toffee (their two dogs) greeted me at the door, then commenced to speak in Dog-Talk!

Simon loves to cross his two paws over my legs and then my arms, ensnaring me in his dog-like hug. Then Toffee jumped up on the lazy-boy recliner, nearly toppling it over, to put her paws around my shoulders and neck. Both schlicking me up to the high heavens! LOL.

Eventually, Petunia (my darling peT Cat) came forth from her hiding place and came up to rub my legs with her body and tail and started talking in her special Cat-Talk.

I actually go over the last weekend of this month to pet sit all of them while my bff/sil and her husband go over to Idaho to check up on her aging parents and to check up on their youngest daughter and husband and grandchildren's new home, which isn't too far from where my mother lives.

Can't wait to go baby-sit the family pets and watch my favorite TV programs, before and after work and on the weekend, while they take a mini-vacation over in Idaho to see their family.
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We have one cat who runs away to hide when someone comes to the door. This time he decided that my Partner's caseworker was okay. He had never seen her before, so it was very odd. Turns out, she has a multi-critter family. Before long, he was up in her lap. Weird, but good.
Che must have smelled a friendly scent from the bedroom closet where he was hiding.
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So far today, they are pretty mellow, but yesterday Loki got his butt beat by Gracie. She got him good too. Apparently, his ears are very sensitive.
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My animals are all very happy that I took a work from home day. The dog man got a nice lunchtime walk and the cats are taking turns sitting on me and screaming for treats and finding warm sun spots to sleep in. Someone vomited in the hallway but no one is admitting to the crime.
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Monte is hiding because there are men stomping around up on the roof and he isn't quite sure what to make of it. It is so loud and I have such a headache. Seriously with so many guys working on it, a roof this size, how long could it take? Oh Monte just dashed out to grab a few quick bites and then run right back to his hideout. I'm going to give him a couple treats for being so brave.
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Baby got on the arm of my recliner. Very common. But I was doing some stuff. So I stacked it all up and put it aside so I could attend to her back scratching needs. Well, she only needed a minute or two of scratching, apparently, because she soon left for her own chair where she can stretch out in. Meanwhile, I had to get all my stuff back out and reorganized. Lawd.
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I got home late today, due to a traffic fatality nearby my work site; but once I picked up my glasses and stopped by Target to buy some kitty food for Petunia, I opened the door and found her on the arm of the sofa, waiting patiently for me and talking to me in her sweet Kitty-talk. I bought some new food for her to try because she's a picky, picky eater, due to her health concerns. It's a kitty food that is organic, and made from brown rice and other things that supposedly aging adult kitty's like. I poured some of the dry kitty food into her bowl, omg, she maowed it all down in one sitting. *LOL*

Right now she's by my side, purring up a storm and watching tv with me. We're watching endless Eddie Murphy movies.
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They were not at my door when I left the bedroom because I didn't set my alarm last night. Ha! I win, Loki. I got to walk into the hallway without tripping on him today.

Now, he and Gracie are snuggled up in their individual locations. He is hanging over the edges of the top level of the new cat tree because he's too big for it but loves it so much, he doesn't care that he's creating his own muffin top. Gracie is curled up in a tight ball on the top of the back of the sofa. She's soooo cute I want to squeeze her. I've got some freakin' adorable fur babies, y'all.
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my cat tried to eat bubble wrap and then followed me around yelling at me because I took it away from him :')
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Mine has an upset tummy. Diarrhea to be exact. Shes had immodium ad which is allowed, a bath and a clean shirt!
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Scout was just growling in her sleep

now If I can just get her to growl at strangers coming in here when shes awake !!!
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Monte decided he wanted to make vision boards too. He sat on a pile of cut out shapes and would not budge. I had to lift him off multiple times and only when I had had just about enough, went to lock him in the bathroom, did he stop doing it. Then he spent the next half hour deliriously happy rolling around in the scrap pile. Please if anyone involved with this exchange is seriously allergic to cats let me know.
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My cleaning lady came today to unpack boxes from my move of five months ago. Anyway, she made a bunch of noise, but still my cat, Baby, stuck close to her and watched the activity. Usually Baby hides when folks come around. If they stay long enough, she'll come out to investigate. This was unusual. Also, Lottie is usually responsible for the vacuuming. But apparently, Baby doesn't hold that against her.
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