Corny jokes

charley · 02-20-2019, 05:32 AM

I can’t remember how to write 51, 6 and 500 in Roman numerals.

I’m LIVID.

Mopsie · 02-20-2019, 02:37 PM

charley · 02-21-2019, 05:50 AM

I used to date an air stewardess from Helsinki.

I dropped her off at work one day
and she just vanished into Finnair...

charley · 02-22-2019, 07:16 AM

This bloke said to me, “I’m going to attack you with the neck of a guitar.”

I said, “Is that a fret?”....

charley · 02-23-2019, 04:42 AM

This is my 10th pun, and last pun for awhile...

So, I sent ten different puns to my online "friends",
with the hope that at least one of the puns would make them laugh.
No pun in ten did.

Orema · 04-20-2019, 09:22 AM

Q. What kind of bunny can’t hop?
A. A chocolate one!

Q. What do you call a rabbit with fleas?
A. Bugs Bunny!

Q. What did the bunny get for her basket?
A. Two points!

homoe · 04-20-2019, 09:26 AM

What are four hundred rabbits hopping backwards?

A receding hare line.

Who do you call when a rabbit needs a hair cut?

The Hare Dresser.

02-20-2019, 05:32 AM	#1
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02-21-2019, 05:50 AM	#3
charley Timed Out - Permanent How Do You Identify?: gentle stonebutch [vanilla] Relationship Status: single Join Date: Dec 2017 Location: canada Posts: 497 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 906 Thanked 1,204 Times in 422 Posts Rep Power: 0	Pun 8 I used to date an air stewardess from Helsinki. I dropped her off at work one day and she just vanished into Finnair...

02-22-2019, 07:16 AM	#4
charley Timed Out - Permanent How Do You Identify?: gentle stonebutch [vanilla] Relationship Status: single Join Date: Dec 2017 Location: canada Posts: 497 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 906 Thanked 1,204 Times in 422 Posts Rep Power: 0	Pun 9 This bloke said to me, “I’m going to attack you with the neck of a guitar.” I said, “Is that a fret?”....

02-23-2019, 04:42 AM	#5
charley Timed Out - Permanent How Do You Identify?: gentle stonebutch [vanilla] Relationship Status: single Join Date: Dec 2017 Location: canada Posts: 497 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 906 Thanked 1,204 Times in 422 Posts Rep Power: 0	Pun 10 This is my 10th pun, and last pun for awhile... So, I sent ten different puns to my online "friends", with the hope that at least one of the puns would make them laugh. No pun in ten did.

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02-20-2019, 02:37 PM	#2
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04-20-2019, 09:22 AM	#6
Orema Superlative Soul Sister How Do You Identify?: Lesbian stone femme Preferred Pronoun?: She, her Relationship Status: Moving in a single file Join Date: Dec 2013 Location: Cottage of Content Posts: 13,610 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 41,448 Thanked 34,698 Times in 8,942 Posts Rep Power: 21474861	Q. What kind of bunny can’t hop? A. A chocolate one! Q. What do you call a rabbit with fleas? A. Bugs Bunny! Q. What did the bunny get for her basket? A. Two points!

04-20-2019, 09:26 AM	#7
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