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12-25-2019, 12:57 PM
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01-15-2020, 06:10 AM
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01-20-2020, 09:25 AM
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01-20-2020, 11:56 PM
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Doctor to nurse: "Tell them I can't see them right now." ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Why do kids put sugar under their pillow at night? So they can have sweet dreams. 
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01-21-2020, 12:58 PM
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01-21-2020, 09:01 PM
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01-26-2020, 06:54 PM
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