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02-27-2020, 07:31 AM
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*What's Irish and stays out all night?
Paddy O' Furniture *What do you call a bad Irish dance? A jig mistake *What do you say to the smartest person you know on St. Patrick's Day? You're very clover!
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02-27-2020, 11:00 AM
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 Here's a few I came across the other day: A) To whoever stole my Microsoft Office: I will find you! You have my word. Q: How do you make milk shake? A: Give it a good scare. Q: What kind of car does Luke Skywalker drive? A: a Toy-yoda. 
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02-28-2020, 05:01 PM
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Leap Day 2/29/20...
What do athletes wear on Leap Day?
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02-29-2020, 05:09 AM
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Where do most people eat on Leap Day?
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03-06-2020, 11:34 AM
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Why did the monkey like the banana?
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03-06-2020, 03:07 PM
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corny jokes
What happened when the hags broom broke down?
She witch-hiked. Do flying mammals play ping -pong? No, they prefer bat-minton. Why do birds of a nest always agree? To keep from falling out. How do you keep a bull from charging? Take away his charge card. |
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03-08-2020, 09:49 AM
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* Pretentious? Moi?
* How many surrealists does it take to screw in a light bulb? A fish. * What does a dyslexic, agnostic, insomniac do at night? He stays up wondering if there really is a dog.
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