Corny jokes

Stone-Butch · 03-06-2020, 03:07 PM

What happened when the hags broom broke down?
She witch-hiked.

Do flying mammals play ping -pong?
No, they prefer bat-minton.

Why do birds of a nest always agree?
To keep from falling out.

How do you keep a bull from charging?
Take away his charge card.

A. Spectre · 03-08-2020, 09:49 AM

* Pretentious? Moi?

* How many surrealists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A fish.

* What does a dyslexic, agnostic, insomniac do at night?

He stays up wondering if there really is a dog.

Kätzchen · 03-08-2020, 10:22 AM

Knock, Knock!

Who's there?

Sham.

Sham Who?

Shampoo.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

Why did the little kid throw the clock out the window?

They wanted to see if Time could fly.

<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<

What did the ball say to the mitt as it was running away?

Catch ya later!

Kätzchen · 04-10-2020, 05:33 PM

Stone-Butch · 04-10-2020, 06:14 PM

What mysterious thing did the astronaut see in the pan?
An unidentified frying object.

Why was night baseball invented?
Cause bats fly at night.

Where do ghosts get their mail?
At the ghost office.

What would you get if you crossed a cow and a duck?
Milk and quackers.

homoe · 04-10-2020, 06:39 PM

Charles Dickens walks into a bar and orders a martini. The bartender asks, "Olive or Twist?"

OK maybe not so corny, but definitely cute...

homoe · 04-10-2020, 06:40 PM

A pair of jumper cables walk into a bar and ask for a drink. The bartender says, "OK, but I don't want you starting anything in here."

03-06-2020, 03:07 PM	#1
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03-08-2020, 09:49 AM	#2
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03-08-2020, 10:22 AM	#3
Kätzchen Member How Do You Identify?: Femme Relationship Status: Involved with someone special in my hometown Join Date: May 2010 Location: In a small community Posts: 16,282 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 29,209 Thanked 33,644 Times in 10,734 Posts Rep Power: 21474868	Knock, Knock! Who's there? Sham. Sham Who? Shampoo. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Why did the little kid throw the clock out the window? They wanted to see if Time could fly. <<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<< What did the ball say to the mitt as it was running away? Catch ya later! __________________ “The way someone treats you is not a reflection of your worth: It’s a reflection of their emotional capacity,” — Jillian Turecki. ”Without justice, democracy dies,” — Jess Michaels (Epstein survivor). ”The planet can provide for human need, but not human greed,” — Dr Jane Goodall. ”The needs of the many, outweigh the needs of the few.” — Spock in Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan (1982).

04-10-2020, 05:33 PM	#4
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04-10-2020, 06:14 PM	#5
Stone-Butch Senior Member How Do You Identify?: Stonebutch Preferred Pronoun?: she Relationship Status: single Join Date: Jan 2013 Location: Canada Posts: 3,763 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 13,381 Thanked 9,442 Times in 3,100 Posts Rep Power: 21474852	Corny Jokes What mysterious thing did the astronaut see in the pan? An unidentified frying object. Why was night baseball invented? Cause bats fly at night. Where do ghosts get their mail? At the ghost office. What would you get if you crossed a cow and a duck? Milk and quackers.

04-10-2020, 06:39 PM	#6
homoe Practically Lives Here How Do You Identify?: Butch Relationship Status: ..... Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: 30 minute ferry ride from Seattle Posts: 38,565 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 20,811 Thanked 33,548 Times in 14,914 Posts Rep Power: 21474890	Charles Dickens walks into a bar and orders a martini. The bartender asks, "Olive or Twist?" OK maybe not so corny, but definitely cute...

04-10-2020, 06:40 PM	#7
homoe Practically Lives Here How Do You Identify?: Butch Relationship Status: ..... Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: 30 minute ferry ride from Seattle Posts: 38,565 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 20,811 Thanked 33,548 Times in 14,914 Posts Rep Power: 21474890	A pair of jumper cables walk into a bar and ask for a drink. The bartender says, "OK, but I don't want you starting anything in here."

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