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Old 04-28-2020, 05:54 PM   #1
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You can tell your mom I moved to Arkansas
You can tell your dog to bite my leg
Or tell your brother Cliff whose fist can tell my lip
He never really liked me anyway
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I like beer, it makes me a jolly good fellow
I like beer, it helps me unwind and sometimes it makes me feel mellow (Makes him feel mellow)
Whiskey's too rough, Champagne costs too much, vodka puts my mouth in gear
This little refrain should help me explain as a matter of fact I like beer

IF I'm not mistaken, Brett Kavanaugh sang this at his confirmation ceremony..
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Breaking up with you was like taking my bra off
Feeling free and loose like this T-shirt I got on
Yeah I should be crying, grieving some kind of loss
But it's like taking this pink and lacy, suffocating bra off
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You got frisky with your boss at the copy machine
You drunk-dialed your ex-husband, don't remember a thing
Had a fancy dinner at your mother-in-law's
Spilled A1 Sauce on her table cloth, don't sweat it
Tide stick will get it
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She put the her in hurt
She put the why in try
She put the S-O-B in sober
She put the hang in hangover (hangover)
She put the ex in sex
She put the low in blow
She put a big F-U in my future
Yeah she's got a way
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Yeah she's got a way with words
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I love your money
But most of all I love your automobile



Patsy Cline I love you honey
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