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05-19-2020, 06:53 AM
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05-19-2020, 11:09 AM
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Two bed bugs fell in love and are getting married in the spring.
Did Adam and Eve have a date in the garden? NO they had an apple. Shortest will ever written. Being of sound mind I spent it all. |
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05-24-2020, 05:45 PM
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“The way someone treats you is not a reflection of your worth: It’s a reflection of their emotional capacity,” — Jillian Turecki.  ”Without justice, democracy dies,” — Jess Michaels (Epstein survivor).  ”The planet can provide for human need, but not human greed,” — Dr Jane Goodall.  ”The needs of the many, outweigh the needs of the few.” — Spock in Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan (1982).  |
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05-24-2020, 09:07 PM
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How much does a pirate pay for corn? A buccaneer. What has T at the beginning, T in the middle and T at the end? A TEAPOT |
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05-25-2020, 07:57 AM
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A priest, a minister and a rabbit walk into a bar.
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“The way someone treats you is not a reflection of your worth: It’s a reflection of their emotional capacity,” — Jillian Turecki. ”Without justice, democracy dies,” — Jess Michaels (Epstein survivor). ”The planet can provide for human need, but not human greed,” — Dr Jane Goodall. ”The needs of the many, outweigh the needs of the few.” — Spock in Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan (1982). |
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