What skeeves you?

Dylan · 11-26-2009, 09:20 PM

People who make a lot of noise when they eat...especially smacking noises and heavy, mouth breathing

People with horrid table manners

People who lick spoons and put them back in the community bowl

Double Dippers (unless we're friends, then it's ok)

People who taste things by sticking their fingers in the bowl

Sticky-fingered children

Children at buffets (a) they're too short for the sneeze guard, and b) their little hands have probably been up their noses shortly before touching the community spoon)

If I think about it too long...buffets

Dylan

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11-26-2009, 09:20 PM	#11
Dylan Timed Out How Do You Identify?: Permanently Banned 10/2010 Preferred Pronoun?: He Relationship Status: She thinks all my jokes are corny Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: Great State O' Posts: 880 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 1,027 Thanked 1,838 Times in 500 Posts Rep Power: 0	People who make a lot of noise when they eat...especially smacking noises and heavy, mouth breathing People with horrid table manners People who lick spoons and put them back in the community bowl Double Dippers (unless we're friends, then it's ok) People who taste things by sticking their fingers in the bowl Sticky-fingered children Children at buffets (a) they're too short for the sneeze guard, and b) their little hands have probably been up their noses shortly before touching the community spoon) If I think about it too long...buffets Dylan