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10-10-2020, 06:25 PM
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10-23-2020, 01:56 AM
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Why is it so hard to have a good conversation with a goat? Because they are always butting in.
What do you call a baby goat who is sleeping? A kid-napper. What do you call a baby goat who is good at martial arts? The Karate Kid. Patient: Doctor, doctor - I keep thinking that I'm a goat. Doctor: How long have you felt like this? Patient: Ever since I was a kid. |
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10-24-2020, 10:03 AM
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Q. What do you get when you throw ungrateful kids in to a meat grinder? A. Bratwurst |
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10-24-2020, 10:13 AM
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Two young boys walked into a drug store, picked out a box of tampons, and proceeded to the checkout counter. The man at the counter asked the older boy, "Son, how old are you?"
"Eight" the boy replied. The man continued, "Do you know what these are used for?" The boy replied, "Not exactly, but they aren't for me. They're for him... He's my brother. He's four. We saw on TV that if you use these, you will be able to swim and ride a bike. Right now, he can't do either".... 
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10-24-2020, 10:16 AM
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My son kept chewing on electrical chords, so I grounded him... He's doing better currently and conducting himself properly. |
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10-24-2020, 10:21 AM
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Did you hear about that group where only Trump supporters are allowed? Everyone else is forbiden... |
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10-31-2020, 10:00 AM
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The two bears had to break up... they were polar opposites! How do you know when a bear is moving house? They put up a 'fur sale' sign up. What do bears pack in their suitcases? Only the bear necessities. |
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