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Time flies llike an arrow.
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12-19-2023, 11:05 PM
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What does a storm cloud wear under his raincoat?
Thunderwear. What kind of tree can you hold in your hand? A palm tree. What is a cats favorite desert? Micecreme. |
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08-01-2024, 04:22 PM
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Some cute clean jokes ☺️
Did you hear about the book on glue?
— You can’t put it down. ✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨ Eggs and Bacon walk into a restaurant. — The hostess says, “We don’t serve breakfast here.” ✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨ Why do bees have sticky hair? — They use honeycombs. ✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨ How do fish pay their bills? — With Sand Dollars.
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08-03-2024, 08:52 PM
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1) What do you call a fish without eyes? A fsh.
2) Why did the scarecrow win an award? Cause he was outstanding in his field. |
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08-04-2024, 11:48 PM
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Why did the fish blush? She saw the oceans bottom.
What do you call a sleeping bull? A bulldozer. What do you call a pig that does karate? A pork chop. |
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Why did the deer go to the dentist? He had bucked teeth.
What job did the frog have at the hotel? Bellhop Why was the broom late for work? It overswept |
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08-21-2024, 11:27 AM
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For the love of fish (sharks) ❤️
 
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