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Old 08-01-2024, 04:22 PM   #1
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How do fish pay their bills?
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1) What do you call a fish without eyes? A fsh.

2) Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Cause he was outstanding in his field.
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What do you call a sleeping bull? A bulldozer.

What do you call a pig that does karate? A pork chop.
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What job did the frog have at the hotel? Bellhop

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