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Old 06-16-2010, 05:01 PM   #1
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I will stop eating the jelly bellies
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I will stop eating the jelly bellies...well except the black ones
I will steal JustJo's jelly bellies....yanno, to help out.
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Old 06-16-2010, 05:25 PM   #2
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Giving dogs peanut butter is not funny.
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I do not need to buy more Bath and Bodyworks stuff.
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I will steal JustJo's jelly bellies....yanno, to help out.
in order to help a girl out...


i will eat all the buttered popcorn jelly belliesi will eat all the buttered popcorn jelly i will eat all the buttered popcorn jelly i will eat all the buttered popcorn jelly i will eat all the buttered popcorn jelly i will eat all the buttered popcorn jelly bellies
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Old 05-07-2012, 04:04 PM   #5
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I will not take joy in another's misery......much.
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I will not snicker at June's spreadsheet again .
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no matter HOR dirrrrtttyyy Gemme thinks it is and tries to get MOI in mischief with her....snickers

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Move chairs back in order.
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I must obey the custodian.
Oh My Goddesses! One of my Maths Teachers had a similar words (highlighted) on the Ckalkboard in capitol letters. Anyone who rubbed this off got an hours detention that night. If no-one owned up then the whole class got an hours detention.

He was the worst Teacher in the school! LOL!
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why is this so hard???
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