Diva's Thousand Post Party!!

Blaze · 11-29-2009, 01:49 PM

Well hellsbells! I think I made a bet on 2556 1/2 post by the end of the year on the bet sheet. The 1/2 was because you were gonna be in mid sentence when the New Years clock strikes midnight...

But im in for the celebration! I will return, I have to get into the attic to look for cool things to make my hate with!

evolveme · 11-29-2009, 01:51 PM

*running into the thread to see if Diva is reading me*

*running back out*

Diva · 11-29-2009, 01:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MsDemeanor

Girl, you are too fuckin' funny.

It is a cross I must bear. And yet....<misty~eyed> I find I MUST bear it! And bear it GLADLY!

Quote:

Originally Posted by evolveme

Dear Diva,

I will only attend if you promise to post in pink, set out virtual plates and napkins, and offer cupcakes that none of us can really eat, but will pretend to, because we're just as big of on-line goobers as you are.

I want the cupcakes to be strawberry.

Because those, too, would be pink.

And I want you to do a lot of this nonsense:

*running around filling everyone's cups and flirting coyly*

These are my demands. I'll let you know if I have anymore.

,

e

Precious e.....

Because I live to serve Your silly ass I find myself unable to stop posting in pink....I shall serve all of the Pink Food Groups.....the strawberries....the raspberries....the Little Debbie Snowballs in all of their creamy goodness.....and heart~shaped cookies with pink Royal Icing a la Martha Stewart (of course!)......

I will be Princess Coy Flirt~a~Licious....complete with Party Tiara....

And I shall come riding (Yes, I said "come".) in on my Unicorn Steed, which will be farting all manner of sparkly items.....for The Cause.
Your humble RIGHTTTTTT Servantess

Quote:

Originally Posted by Blaze

Well hellsbells! I think I made a bet on 2556 1/2 post by the end of the year on the bet sheet. The 1/2 was because you were gonna be in mid sentence when the New Years clock strikes midnight...

But im in for the celebration! I will return, I have to get into the attic to look for cool things to make my hate with!

HA!!! "...to look for cool things to make your 'HATE' with."

I love a good Freudian slip! And matching garter belt, too!

The Party....she is a~startin'!!!!

Legendryder · 11-29-2009, 02:00 PM

Dang, where do you find time to do anything else? Type much?

Diva · 11-29-2009, 02:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Legendryder

Dang, where do you find time to do anything else? Type much?

1. I multi~task.
2. I have a Cabana Boy.
3. I don't have a life.
4. It's Sunday.

Dean Thoreau · 11-29-2009, 02:12 PM

Strolls in to Diva's party>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

Flower's for the lovely girl Diva

May you reach 2000 posts any minute now!

Luvs ya
Dean

Blaze · 11-29-2009, 02:17 PM

lmao I meant Hat, for cry'in out loud, you knew that, I hate nothing!
Umm well, ~thinking~ I hate that I have to climb my happy Azz up into the attic.

Pixie · 11-29-2009, 02:22 PM

Prances in...never can attend too many Diva parties!!!

Blaze · 11-29-2009, 02:26 PM

If my daughter is, then I'm in, even dyslexic people can party too! As I am still trying to figure out if my hat is gonna erk me or not. Shhhhhhhhhhhhhhsh Diva, im concentrating, ohhhhh and I better do the spell check thingy....

weatherboi · 11-29-2009, 02:26 PM

Good for you for making the community swirl and twirl!! I always get a kick outta reading your stuff!!

Rufusboi · 11-29-2009, 03:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Diva

1. I multi~task.
2. I have a Cabana Boy.
3. I don't have a life.
4. It's Sunday.

LOL Diva. You are the life of the planet! Don't stop posting. I'm coming to the 2,000 post party!

Rufus

Legendryder · 11-29-2009, 03:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Diva

1. I multi~task.
2. I have a Cabana Boy.
3. I don't have a life.
4. It's Sunday.

Still, that it a bunch of typing. I am in school myself, and have an essay class this quarter. So, I type enough already. And I have brain melt too. EWWWWW. Brain melt.

Diva · 11-29-2009, 06:30 PM

Thanks for the flowers, Dean!

***
Weatherboi..... Swirl 'n' Twirl....the new ride at Planet Circus!!!

***

Mr. Bent!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Thanks!!

And for YOU:

Mr. Bent, welcome!
Haiku R Us, that's for sure!
It's time to partay!!!!!!

***

2,000?!?!?!

***
Paper mache` hard hat, TD?
I love it!
Is it PINK!?!?!

Root beer FLOATS!?!?! YUMM~O!

***
AZ.......Nice fantasy! By New Year's 2012 maybe (if we're still here! )....

Y'all are the BEST!!!
Here's a little tune I composed:

"Hard hats & Haiku Hullaballoo".....enjoy!

NotAnAverageGuy · 11-29-2009, 06:48 PM

*Tottles in brandishing a box of Diva's favorite wine*

Let's Partayyyyyyy and I know you will make 1,000 way before New Years

11-29-2009, 01:51 PM	#2
evolveme Member How Do You Identify?: honeysuckle venom Preferred Pronoun?: a pistol and a sugar cane Relationship Status: I promise to aid and abet Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: in between poems where ceilings are floors and joe ghost floats achromatic toward day Posts: 514 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 229 Thanked 735 Times in 228 Posts Rep Power: 503698	running into the thread to see if Diva is reading me running back out __________________ Class, race, sexuality, gender and all other categories by which we categorize and dismiss each other need to be excavated from the inside. - Dorothy Allison

11-29-2009, 02:12 PM	#6
Dean Thoreau Member How Do You Identify?: Ftm - Male- exfemale Preferred Pronoun?: He’s Him Relationship Status: Has a gf Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: Philadelphia pa Posts: 889 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 251 Thanked 760 Times in 219 Posts Rep Power: 4529749	Strolls in to Diva's party>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Flower's for the lovely girl Diva May you reach 2000 posts any minute now! Luvs ya Dean __________________ Dean Thoreau

11-29-2009, 02:22 PM	#8
Pixie Senior Member How Do You Identify?: Equal Opportunity Friend Preferred Pronoun?: Girl Relationship Status: in service Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: Sacramento! Posts: 2,868 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 5,691 Thanked 4,103 Times in 1,332 Posts Rep Power: 15274784	Prances in...never can attend too many Diva parties!!! __________________ Unexplored glimmering in the rough How does a diamond hide? -Pixie-

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11-29-2009, 01:49 PM	#1
Blaze Senior Member How Do You Identify?: With my drivers Lic. Preferred Pronoun?: Gentleman.. Depends on the Situation. Relationship Status: Last Rodeo, what a ride, many sunrises & sunsets to be had... Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: where a realtor had me sign the dotted line Posts: 1,901 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 6,466 Thanked 5,457 Times in 1,450 Posts Rep Power: 21474853	Well hellsbells! I think I made a bet on 2556 1/2 post by the end of the year on the bet sheet. The 1/2 was because you were gonna be in mid sentence when the New Years clock strikes midnight... But im in for the celebration! I will return, I have to get into the attic to look for cool things to make my hate with!

11-29-2009, 02:00 PM	#4
Legendryder Member How Do You Identify?: Butch Relationship Status: Single Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: Queen City, MO Posts: 420 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 14 Thanked 969 Times in 261 Posts Rep Power: 7270131	Dang, where do you find time to do anything else? Type much?

11-29-2009, 02:17 PM	#7
Blaze Senior Member How Do You Identify?: With my drivers Lic. Preferred Pronoun?: Gentleman.. Depends on the Situation. Relationship Status: Last Rodeo, what a ride, many sunrises & sunsets to be had... Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: where a realtor had me sign the dotted line Posts: 1,901 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 6,466 Thanked 5,457 Times in 1,450 Posts Rep Power: 21474853	lmao I meant Hat, for cry'in out loud, you knew that, I hate nothing! Umm well, ~thinking~ I hate that I have to climb my happy Azz up into the attic.

11-29-2009, 02:26 PM	#9
Blaze Senior Member How Do You Identify?: With my drivers Lic. Preferred Pronoun?: Gentleman.. Depends on the Situation. Relationship Status: Last Rodeo, what a ride, many sunrises & sunsets to be had... Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: where a realtor had me sign the dotted line Posts: 1,901 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 6,466 Thanked 5,457 Times in 1,450 Posts Rep Power: 21474853	If my daughter is, then I'm in, even dyslexic people can party too! As I am still trying to figure out if my hat is gonna erk me or not. Shhhhhhhhhhhhhhsh Diva, im concentrating, ohhhhh and I better do the spell check thingy....

11-29-2009, 02:26 PM	#10
weatherboi Infamous Member How Do You Identify?: Owned boy Preferred Pronoun?: Hey boy!!! Relationship Status: counting freckles slowly under Her direction!!! Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: i have 2 sets of geographic coordinates!!! Posts: 6,097 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 26,797 Thanked 12,549 Times in 2,993 Posts Rep Power: 21474858	Good for you for making the community swirl and twirl!! I always get a kick outta reading your stuff!!

11-29-2009, 06:30 PM	#13
Diva Timed Out How Do You Identify?: Diva Preferred Pronoun?: Diva Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: Chez Diva Posts: 11,879 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 9,263 Thanked 17,174 Times in 5,239 Posts Rep Power: 0	Thanks for the flowers, Dean! * Weatherboi..... Swirl 'n' Twirl....the new ride at Planet Circus!!! * Mr. Bent!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Thanks!! And for YOU: Mr. Bent, welcome! Haiku R Us, that's for sure! It's time to partay!!!!!! * 2,000?!?!?! * Paper mache` hard hat, TD? I love it! Is it PINK!?!?! Root beer FLOATS!?!?! YUMM~O! *** AZ.......Nice fantasy! By New Year's 2012 maybe (if we're still here! ).... Y'all are the BEST!!! Here's a little tune I composed: "Hard hats & Haiku Hullaballoo".....enjoy!

11-29-2009, 06:48 PM	#14
NotAnAverageGuy Timed Out How Do You Identify?: Trans Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: Texas Posts: 1,723 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 109 Thanked 282 Times in 178 Posts Rep Power: 0	Tottles in brandishing a box of Diva's favorite wine Let's Partayyyyyyy and I know you will make 1,000 way before New Years