Busting Political Myths

[dreadgeek]

Originally Posted by apocalipstic

and Hawaii is a STATE!

What kind of name is Hawaii for a state, eh? How do we KNOW Hawaii is a state? Has anyone here seen Hawaii's birth certificate? Which Founding Father came from Hawaii? I think that Hawaii would LIKE us to believe that they are a state. If memory serves Hawaii had a King. Which is kind of like a Pasha, Shah or Caliph. So maybe...okay, it works like this. Barack Obama, traveled back in TIME, detonated a WMD at the bottom of the Pacific to make a set of islands, installed a king and then traveled FORWARD in time so that Hawaii would then become a state. Then it was just a matter of time. "Statehood" came (has anyone seen this hood that Hawaii has?) and then there was a 'documents record' system and he was born in a 'hospital' (has anyone here seen this hospital?). Then he was 'born' (funny how his mother 'died', how do we know Obama was born at all? Maybe he was grown in a vat) and had a "mom" and "grandparents".

Has anyone here met this alleged 'mom' or "grandparents". I thought not!

So...

Barack Obama--->Creates Hawaii using WMD--->Hawaii gets a Caliph (King)--->Hawaii becomes a 'state'--->Barack Obama is "born"--->Barack Obama becomes "President". In fact, now that I think about it--how do we know that Barack Obama didn't travel back in time and create the United States so that he could then destroy it? Hmmm...I'm just asking questions!

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Cheers
Aj