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07-02-2010, 09:07 AM
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This is pretty recent.
Backstory: Mahhh Woman and I were in a club. I was standing off to the side, and Mahhh Woman was standing in line. A butch is in front of Mahhh Woman. Butch keeps looking back to check out Mahhh Woman. I can see The Butch is trying to come up with something to say. Finally, The Butch musters up the nerve, and *this* is what she comes up with... TheButch: (yelling, mind you) "Wow, you look just like my ex! It's incredible!" (gets camera phone ready) "Can I take your picture? I wish I had a picture of my ex to show you, because it's just so incredible how much you look like her. Can I take your picture, so I can show my friends?" Mahhh Woman: (smiles) "No" The Butch: "Would you like to go out on a date sometime?" Really? We saw this butch later, and she was pretty certain that the only reason Mahhh Woman wouldn't go out with her is because I was in the picture. I mean, how could such a stellar line NOT work? Dylan |
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07-02-2010, 09:25 AM
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i never said this, but i think you should!
once i was about 22 and in a 'hometown buffet' this goodlooking guy leans in too close and over me and points to the chicken on my plate while looking down my shirt murmurs:
"Is that a THIGH or a BREAST." i was so 20s-dumb that i didn't even know that i was being hit on until i came up to my mother and said, 'that guy over there asked me if my chicken was...' she clued me in. and occasionally one of us we'll say it to each other, given the slightest opportunity. (this guy had GAME! who hits on someone at hometown buffet? who hits on someone and mentions chicken parts? ...i wonder where he is now.) |
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07-02-2010, 09:45 AM
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Said to me by one of my patients (and I LOVE this line!! lol) :
"Hey Blondie, I got a pickup you'd look mighty good in!"
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07-02-2010, 10:11 AM
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Hey Baby I am just looking for a piece of ass.
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we were at this bar next to the truck stop, and this guy just walked up to you and said that i guess you gotta give the guy credit, he knew what he wanted and didn't want to beat around the bush, he wanted to be in it
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what's a cowboy got to do to get a drink around here? 
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Ha! I said "well you won't find one here" and he said "I'm just tryin' to hownest baybah" SIGH
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07-03-2010, 12:48 AM
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I have no problem getting out of your bed to make you breakfast in the morning. The few times I went out after work with my chef coat on it actually worked...but mostly it failed.
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What I meant to say: So, can I buy you a drink? What I did say: So, can I buy you a house? I had NO idea that was going to come out of my mouth until it did...btw...YES I could buy her a house, NO I didn't get laid....
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should i call you in the morning or nudge you!
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Works everytime
Can I buy you a drink or do you just want the money?
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07-02-2010, 10:27 AM
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Really like your peaches...wanna shake your tree.
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07-02-2010, 10:34 AM
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You've been a bad boi! Now go to MY room!
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07-02-2010, 10:59 AM
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Another line I have heard more than once is....
"Baybah, you just havent found tha raaiight Mayn" My go to answer is... "and let me guess, YOU are the chosen one" .gif "Say What?")
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07-02-2010, 11:02 AM
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It never works when I used my Slingblade voice to try to hit on my G/F.
Seems sexy to me.
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Dylan...I've tried it with Mahhh Woman too, and she's not amused (to say the least) |
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my go to answer? you're not woman enough to be my man. 
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I totally forgot about this one:
" 'Medusa' huh? I can be your Perseus!!" (Yeah, cause every woman wants to have her head cut off and used to kill a sea creature)
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One of the WORST I have ever heard...
I was 18..He was around the same age.. He says.."I'd like to kiss you. But, I am afraid I might suffer by comparison." This line is from the movie 'Footloose'....I almost puked. I wasn't even amused. Especially since the guy had just gone to that movie a couple of days before with me and my little sister...and he was HER DATE!
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another one, not tried on me as much as the entire bar:
the lights are going up, the music has been turned off and people are filing out, one young (and possibly not sober) butch yells: WHO'S SINGLE?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! dunno if it worked but she got a lot of laughs. |
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